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fake artist aka the realest artist

vintage tech enthusiast, obliging to witches
liveaboard boater
diesel lesbian, theatre technician

she/her

18+ only please
Pinned
By joining bluesky I feel largely as though I have become a fly on the wall to several extremely wholesome and incredibly gay relationships
take me back to the IRC and mumble era
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
bet you feel like a right numpty for missing out on a cute photo of my tits
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
both Android and iOS receiving extremely widely hated updates within weeks of each other really makes me feel like we're all just being gaslit
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
same company that sent me a Nexus One instead of a HTC Tattoo by mistake way back when 🫡
lmao I switched back to vodafone and they've given me 3x more data than I paid for

glad to see nothing's changed
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
gonna use my newfound knowledge of programming cellular modems to build my own pi-based smartphone stg

I fucking hate every modern smartphone
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
UI/UX design is fucking done I am so absolutely finished with modern tech
Apple switched the alignment for folder titles from centred to left aligned and it's amazing how jarring it is
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Apple switched the alignment for folder titles from centred to left aligned and it's amazing how jarring it is
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
hmmm maybe using a site full of posts about ffs and bottom surgery is bad for me 🤔🤔🤔
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
lmao I switched back to vodafone and they've given me 3x more data than I paid for

glad to see nothing's changed
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
babe come over I wanna get euthanised
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
hold my beer while I find love for myself and reshape my perception of the world
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
maybe I deserve nothing and no one
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Californian libertarian who coughs on you and then asks for makeup tips
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 AM
*lights pipe* ya see sonny I remember the great London top shortage scare of December '24 like it was yesterday
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
how to get blocked
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
only the real ones remember when I was Cunty Librarian
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
dear guy on bus,

please rotate your head 90 degrees away from me

best,
Penny
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
like holy shit kid you gotta learn that it's just metal and glass
it is honestly quite saddening how upset the students I work with get when they lose their phones, it's like they've lost part of their soul
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A student randomly said "you should go to korea they'd love you there" to me and my mind is doing somersaults trying to decode what that means
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
maybe a rave would fix me
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I sometimes get asked why I work a hybrid professional theatre / educational role and the simple answer is that this industry is unbearable if you are trans

students could not care less who or what you identify as and it's fantastic
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
sexiness is 50% confidence, 49% competence, and 1% aesthetic btw
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
look I know my hair is a flat mess I'm sorry that it is immune to every known styling product
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
If this selfish idiot has infected me I'm gonna shout at her
I've been off work sick. I get in today to do a handover with the person who's been covering me and halfway through our convo she starts coughing and says "sorry, I have a chest infection"

???‽!!!

PUT A MASK ON OR GO HOME

YOU CAN LITERALLY KILL PEOPLE WITH YOUR GERMS, MORON
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM