Ponker
@p0nk3r.bsky.social
Bad programmer. Worse musician. I was exposed to tf webcomics at an early age and have never fully recovered.
Gawd I wanna be a bayleef...
That would be so enriching for me.
No more person. Just pokemon.
That would be so enriching for me.
No more person. Just pokemon.
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Gawd I wanna be a bayleef...
That would be so enriching for me.
No more person. Just pokemon.
That would be so enriching for me.
No more person. Just pokemon.
That would fix me...
3v1 forcefemme yandere yuri I'm reading has a scene where the maids strip down the genderbent main character and force her to look at her new body in the mirror while praising how pretty she looks and ignoring her saying she's a man by saying it's just a mental illness that needs shock therapy
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
That would fix me...
Black hole bum
Won't you cum
Won't you cum
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Black hole bum
Won't you cum
Won't you cum
That would fix me
i am in need of a suit of milven armor (armor forged by milfs)
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
That would fix me
That would fix me.
Ashley was trying out some new lingerie that her husband, Jeremy bought for her. While being happy that he got her such a sexy gift out of the blue, she couldn't help but wonder why he's being so nice all of the sudden. Well, she's going to find out soon enough why...
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
That would fix me.
Someone should fix that.
honestly it's really fucked up that pink eye is a shitty infection and not what happens when your irises turn neon pink as the first sign of bimbofication
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Someone should fix that.
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GIWTWM.
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
GIWTWM.
Holy shit I love it. No notes. 11/10.
Scolipede Crouton ;
(aka Scolipede and Cramorant hybrid)
(aka Scolipede and Cramorant hybrid)
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Holy shit I love it. No notes. 11/10.
That would fix me.
“It is a grave sin to trespass here, young man.”
“In order to atone, your body and soul shall be shaped to suit this place.”
“Now, you will wander these woods for the rest of your days.”
“In order to atone, your body and soul shall be shaped to suit this place.”
“Now, you will wander these woods for the rest of your days.”
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
That would fix me.
Fuck it. I like hating.
Mayo
Pig
Don't Stop Believing
Mayo
Pig
Don't Stop Believing
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.
Eggs
Interstellar (fight me)
With Arms Wide Open
Eggs
Interstellar (fight me)
With Arms Wide Open
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.
Oooh, we love a hater post
Coconut
American Dreamz
Margaritaville
Oooh, we love a hater post
Coconut
American Dreamz
Margaritaville
October 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Fuck it. I like hating.
Mayo
Pig
Don't Stop Believing
Mayo
Pig
Don't Stop Believing
That would fix me
as my lil halloween prank i- [gets transformed into a gooey programmable kitty and sets a password that wasn't secure enough that it allows totally innocent coding injections making sure to wipe my memories of that silly two-legged life~!]
October 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
That would fix me
That would fix me.
non-euclidean handjob
October 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
That would fix me.
That would fix me.
Back in the mid 2000s, manic pixie dream girls were a real problem. You could be drafted into quirky girlfrienddom any second. There’d be an emo boy who needed a gf and all of a sudden you’d be talking like a lolcat and wearing a GIR shirt you’re bulging out harder every second with more tits.
September 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
That would fix me.
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i would only care about labubus if they had an epic gigachad visage
September 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i would only care about labubus if they had an epic gigachad visage
I'm rereading Exiles at the Well of Souls which was absolutely very influential to the person* I've become today. It has not aged well.
*TF pervert
*TF pervert
September 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I'm rereading Exiles at the Well of Souls which was absolutely very influential to the person* I've become today. It has not aged well.
*TF pervert
*TF pervert
Concept for new X-man:
Mutant power is that he has two buttholes.
One digestive tract.
Everyone fucking hates him.
Stan Lee, if you're reading this in hell I'd like you to send me a check.
Mutant power is that he has two buttholes.
One digestive tract.
Everyone fucking hates him.
Stan Lee, if you're reading this in hell I'd like you to send me a check.
September 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Concept for new X-man:
Mutant power is that he has two buttholes.
One digestive tract.
Everyone fucking hates him.
Stan Lee, if you're reading this in hell I'd like you to send me a check.
Mutant power is that he has two buttholes.
One digestive tract.
Everyone fucking hates him.
Stan Lee, if you're reading this in hell I'd like you to send me a check.
That would fix me.
-int -int -int -int -int -int -int -int -int
September 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
That would fix me.
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sometimes a transformation is more mental than physical.
Sinking down,
down,
deeper, into the peaceful dark. 🌙
And letting someone else take over for a few days
(or weeks).
A thick, rubber costume? An anal plug the size of cantaloupe? Those are just lubrication 🩵💛🖤✨
Sinking down,
down,
deeper, into the peaceful dark. 🌙
And letting someone else take over for a few days
(or weeks).
A thick, rubber costume? An anal plug the size of cantaloupe? Those are just lubrication 🩵💛🖤✨
September 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
sometimes a transformation is more mental than physical.
Sinking down,
down,
deeper, into the peaceful dark. 🌙
And letting someone else take over for a few days
(or weeks).
A thick, rubber costume? An anal plug the size of cantaloupe? Those are just lubrication 🩵💛🖤✨
Sinking down,
down,
deeper, into the peaceful dark. 🌙
And letting someone else take over for a few days
(or weeks).
A thick, rubber costume? An anal plug the size of cantaloupe? Those are just lubrication 🩵💛🖤✨
That would fix me.
The TF kinkster mood to want to be dipped into a vat of mysterious ink in the old haunted & abandoned animation studio and become a lil mischievous rubberhose critter
September 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
That would fix me.
That would fix me.
23rd time this week, I think its on purpose at this point
September 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
That would fix me.
I went to another dimension briefly (drugs) and witnessed a very popular meme from that dimension and thought I would recreate it for you all
September 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I went to another dimension briefly (drugs) and witnessed a very popular meme from that dimension and thought I would recreate it for you all
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charlie kirk getting shot is just a distraction from the cracker barrel rebrand
September 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
charlie kirk getting shot is just a distraction from the cracker barrel rebrand
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I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
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"Manosphere"... you mean this thing?
September 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"Manosphere"... you mean this thing?