The only thing that stops a bad guy with a robot army is a good guy with a robot army.

It makes me want to code something with 3DFX Glide.

🎵 Win or lose, sink or swim
One thing is certain, we'll never give in
Side by side, hand in hand
We all stand together 🎵

🎵 Win or lose, sink or swim
One thing is certain, we'll never give in
Side by side, hand in hand
We all stand together 🎵

Destroy him my robots.

Aha.
For some reason I'm also glad to learn "The mould was known as a flong."

Oh nice one. I like all your tiny shaders but this one is really neat.

Hey, you sass that hoopy Tom Forsyth? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

🎵 Darning his socks which he keeps in a jar by the door.
Who could want more?
All the lovely people... 🎵

and this one ended up with the most over the top beer and glass rendering for what ends up just a few pixels high.

This was one of the last ones to be made. Really happy how well it turned out though considering how simple the astronaut model and lighting actually is.

This was supposed to be like a "leaning tower of Pisa" pose but I'm not sure how well that came across. The sky is nice though.

So I'm spamming them here :D

I tweaked the program I was using to preview the animations to make some .gif files of the different sections.

I put an early version of the astronaut model in some of the shots and joked "hah, they look like selfies" and we ended up going with that theme.

@kieranhj.bsky.social wanted some "simple" UV lookup table effects for the part of the demo that he was coding. We came up with a scheme that allowed some shading and so I just had to add nice lighting and reflections and a bunch of advanced features. I'm really happy with how they turned out.