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Deer, deer, deer. They/them
Go to Reddit, find a thread about lootboxes, find the comment chain about Counter Strike, find the guy starting his comment with "To be fair, Valve...", reply with this image to start a certified nerd riot
April 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
"if Goofy is a dog then what is Pluto" - quote from man sharing this green earth with 500 species of primate
April 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
900 dollarydoos??
April 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Joseph Smith inventing an angel name that's gonna get his followers' great great great great great grandchildren bullied in school
April 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Aesthetic wiki brained zoomer travels back in time to a 2010 house party to ask people about quote/unquote recession pop; gets no coherent answers, gets 73000 photos taken of them with a shitty Nikon digital camera
April 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If you're impersonating an American agent and a CIA man asks what your favorite burger is DO NOT say McDonald's Big Mac
April 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Going back in time to 1973 to tell a liberal that the republican president is literally selling cars on the White house lawn. When they start getting smug I rug pull them by saying 2020s liberals love to praise Richard Nixon
March 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Chemtrails made my son become woke
March 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I'm new to the stock market will this make the shares go up or down?
March 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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March 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
"Hippies are bad people who pretend to be good, punks are good people who pretend to be bad" - the guy from ghost mice probably
March 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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every regulation is written in blood

or, well, foul liquid
March 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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this is my favorite dude online
March 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Maybe controversial but when I see someone use the word "based" online I assume they're 15 years old
March 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I always say "much obliged pardner" after ordering a burger out of respect for American culture
March 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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I guess this isn't "years ago" so much as "recurring" but every time there's a solar or lunar eclipse the People Who Are Not Sure What The Moon Is Or Does come out and spread their bizarre theories and I think that's beautiful
September 19, 2024 at 10:13 PM
guy who wants to sell cereal that's 95% sawdust by volume: i want to grow my business but ohhh these government regulations ohhh these regulations
March 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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inalienable dreamless my beloved...

also this cover always stuck with me lol
March 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
IDM-ahh metal album covers
March 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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So yeah, our president used an LRAD device, an acoustic weapon, on hundreds of thousand peaceful protesters this Saturday in Belgrade, while we held a 15 minute silent vigil. I was out of the range on the other side, but many people were hurt and affected. A stampede was avoided by pure luck.
March 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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This should, and I’m serious, be illegal and grounds for investigating your medical license
This AI shit is getting outta hand, because why my doctor just used ChatGPT to see what medication to prescribe me? Like girl use your brain?? Your years of medical training??? What else am I paying you for?????
March 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Hungary has banned Pride events, permitting the use of facial recognition technology to target participants.

Yet last month, neo-Nazis held their annual gathering in Budapest with no objections from Viktor Orbán's government.

This is why we call it gender fascism.

crimethinc.com/GenderSelfDe...
🇪🇺🚫🏳️‍🌈Hungary just became the first EU country to ban Pride events in Viktor Orbán's latest anti-LGBTQ crackdown, allowing authorities to use facial recognition to identify and punish disobedient attendees.

Liberal opposition MPs (Momentum party) protested inside parliament by using smoke grenades.
March 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Book of Mormon coffeeshop AU
March 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM