one of the people at the super bowl watch party is here because the host told him it’s an usher concert livestream

natalie cole’s “this will be (an everlasting love)” is actually about a tennis match where no one scored

will travel to scream 🥰

the glove compartment isn’t accurately named and everybody knows it, yet no one is standing up to the glovernment

it’s 3:30 in the morning so naturally I’m watching an instructional video on unicycle riding

thinking about the fact that the best photo of me is probably sitting unseen on someone else’s phone