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OtterBot
@otterbot.bsky.social
He/Him
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I am a nerdy and sarcastic Slytherin with a love for otters, all things technology, video games, anime, TV shows, movies, reading, LEGOs, Magic: The Gathering, and baking.

https://linktr.ee/otterbott
I got lucky last night, and I don’t mean I got some ass 🤣
October 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My mother decided to try making a tiny chicken parmesan using a chicken nugget from Trader Joe’s. I think she’s onto something here.

Also, for those of you that are still on Kirk’s death, don’t forget that we still need the Epstein files released.
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Was trying on clothes an Uniqlo and I didn’t have anywhere to set that shirt and then thought this would be an interesting photo to take. So yeah. I dunno what’s going on here but I liked it so I took it 🤣
August 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I built the Happy plants, gave them new plants, and made more ball cacti: Pepper, Reaper, and Pumpkin varieties~
August 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Did I maybe get this too early? 😅
July 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
@earthsshaker.bsky.social brought me a lil care package~ ❤️
July 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Un-fucking-believable. How the fuck do I go from strep, to a cold, and now fucking COVID, back-to-back? All in the same goddamned month. This must be the payback for using up all my luck in Pokemon TCG Pocket when I pulled three shinies and four full arts out of ten boosters or something 😑😑😑
July 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Leftover rice, frozen veggies, eggs, and some Trader Joe’s chicken nuggets make for a very different take on chicken fried rice lol.
July 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I had some spare parts and some time so I created a new breed of ball cactus. I call it “Sunset Spiker”
July 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Third pair! I actually really like the colors so far~
July 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Did I mention that the new underwear were part of a 5-Pack~?
July 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I got new undies~
July 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I picked this up on a whim earlier and I’m pretty sure it was the universe’s way of telling me I was gonna need it.

Boy, was the universe fucking right about that…
July 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Pretty sure that I just used up my luck for the week~ #PokemonTCGP
July 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Show your favorite mug! #mugsky #mugs #otters
July 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I put this together~ #LEGO #nerd #F1 #racing
July 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
“Easy at home test kits”. While I appreciate the convenience, this is a whole ass chemistry set lol
June 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Got me a pair of AirPods Max… I hate that these are the best headphones I’ve ever owned and now I’m spoiled by them lol.
June 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Bestie asked for a picture of the dog food. I gave him a picture of the dog food.

A lesson in being careful what you ask for~ 😂
June 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Trying out new hair product~.
June 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I almost had to do this exact pose just to get out of a bathroom with a door that opens inward with a trash can that you have to use one foot to open while trying to open said door with a paper towel, prop it open with the other foot, and still be able to throw the paper towel out…

Chaos control!
June 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’m not the blue Power Ranger, but if I was, there’d be signs.
June 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Lucky luck~
June 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Since I posted on my alt and my Snap… I guess I need to make it even and post a post to my posts here 😋
May 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Went to the bug exhibit at the Natural History museum today~ I don’t wanna talk about how expensive my butterfly was. I will just say it was worth it c:
May 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM