OtterBot
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I am a nerdy and sarcastic Slytherin with a love for otters, all things technology, video games, anime, TV shows, movies, reading, LEGOs, Magic: The Gathering, and baking.
https://linktr.ee/otterbott
🏳️🌈
🇲🇽🇨🇴/🇵🇦
♐️/♏️
BLM
I am a nerdy and sarcastic Slytherin with a love for otters, all things technology, video games, anime, TV shows, movies, reading, LEGOs, Magic: The Gathering, and baking.
https://linktr.ee/otterbott
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Dress me and undress me
October 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Dress me and undress me
I got lucky last night, and I don’t mean I got some ass 🤣
October 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I got lucky last night, and I don’t mean I got some ass 🤣
Planet Harvest's mission is to reduce food waste and optimize the food supply chains.
#Chobani makes yogurt and they're partnering with Planet Harvest.
How much you wanna bet that the quality of Chobani is going to drop and maybe even sicken people? Remember, the #Trump name is on Planet Harvest.
#Chobani makes yogurt and they're partnering with Planet Harvest.
How much you wanna bet that the quality of Chobani is going to drop and maybe even sicken people? Remember, the #Trump name is on Planet Harvest.
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Remind me again why I play this game...? I just saved my team's ass in a ranked match in UNITE. Had I not scored my goal, we would've lost. And I'm a Slowbro main- we don't really do the whole scoring thing...
a pink cartoon character has a question mark on its head
ALT: a pink cartoon character has a question mark on its head
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September 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Remind me again why I play this game...? I just saved my team's ass in a ranked match in UNITE. Had I not scored my goal, we would've lost. And I'm a Slowbro main- we don't really do the whole scoring thing...
My mother decided to try making a tiny chicken parmesan using a chicken nugget from Trader Joe’s. I think she’s onto something here.
Also, for those of you that are still on Kirk’s death, don’t forget that we still need the Epstein files released.
Also, for those of you that are still on Kirk’s death, don’t forget that we still need the Epstein files released.
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My mother decided to try making a tiny chicken parmesan using a chicken nugget from Trader Joe’s. I think she’s onto something here.
Also, for those of you that are still on Kirk’s death, don’t forget that we still need the Epstein files released.
Also, for those of you that are still on Kirk’s death, don’t forget that we still need the Epstein files released.
It wasn’t polite when he was lying about how gun violence was committed by “too many” trans people before getting his neck blown out a couple seconds later either but… well, here we are~
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
September 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It wasn’t polite when he was lying about how gun violence was committed by “too many” trans people before getting his neck blown out a couple seconds later either but… well, here we are~
Watch the shooter be a Republican on top of this lol
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
September 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Watch the shooter be a Republican on top of this lol
So. Kirk is dead. I’d like to take a moment to say…
Good fucking riddance.
I think I’ll have a drink tonight to celebrate~.
Good fucking riddance.
I think I’ll have a drink tonight to celebrate~.
September 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
So. Kirk is dead. I’d like to take a moment to say…
Good fucking riddance.
I think I’ll have a drink tonight to celebrate~.
Good fucking riddance.
I think I’ll have a drink tonight to celebrate~.
So… is anyone else wondering why the point of the iPhone 17 Air is? Does anyone else also think the 17 Pros are hideous beyond all reason?
September 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
So… is anyone else wondering why the point of the iPhone 17 Air is? Does anyone else also think the 17 Pros are hideous beyond all reason?
Hear me out… Let’s do the assassination attempt all over again but this time let’s do it for realsies and not as a publicity stunt. And don’t fucking miss.
The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.
This is not a joke. This is not normal.
Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
This is not a joke. This is not normal.
Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
September 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hear me out… Let’s do the assassination attempt all over again but this time let’s do it for realsies and not as a publicity stunt. And don’t fucking miss.
Was trying on clothes an Uniqlo and I didn’t have anywhere to set that shirt and then thought this would be an interesting photo to take. So yeah. I dunno what’s going on here but I liked it so I took it 🤣
August 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Was trying on clothes an Uniqlo and I didn’t have anywhere to set that shirt and then thought this would be an interesting photo to take. So yeah. I dunno what’s going on here but I liked it so I took it 🤣
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So its not the actualy.marrige thats in danger but whether or not you have the hundreds of rights that come with it.
Thank you "but the price of eggs" people and all the "LGB without the T" bigots. This is on your whote supremacist asses.
Thank you "but the price of eggs" people and all the "LGB without the T" bigots. This is on your whote supremacist asses.
August 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So its not the actualy.marrige thats in danger but whether or not you have the hundreds of rights that come with it.
Thank you "but the price of eggs" people and all the "LGB without the T" bigots. This is on your whote supremacist asses.
Thank you "but the price of eggs" people and all the "LGB without the T" bigots. This is on your whote supremacist asses.
I really hope that if someone ever sees Kim Davis crossing the street while driving, they speed up.
August 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I really hope that if someone ever sees Kim Davis crossing the street while driving, they speed up.
I built the Happy plants, gave them new plants, and made more ball cacti: Pepper, Reaper, and Pumpkin varieties~
August 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I built the Happy plants, gave them new plants, and made more ball cacti: Pepper, Reaper, and Pumpkin varieties~
Did I maybe get this too early? 😅
July 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Did I maybe get this too early? 😅
@earthsshaker.bsky.social brought me a lil care package~ ❤️
July 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
@earthsshaker.bsky.social brought me a lil care package~ ❤️
I think I narrowly avoided a trip to the hospital tonight. Welp! Off to bed finally. Stayed up most of the night trying to get my fever down.
July 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I think I narrowly avoided a trip to the hospital tonight. Welp! Off to bed finally. Stayed up most of the night trying to get my fever down.
Ya know, I may have gotten sick three times in a row, but this article makes me feel better about my circumstances because at least I didn’t almost get taken out by a homophobic sandwich 😂🤣😂
apple.news/AIrHt0DRRRPi...
apple.news/AIrHt0DRRRPi...
26 Of The Dumbest Ways People Almost Died That I'm Honestly Going To Be Thinking About For Years — BuzzFeed
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July 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Ya know, I may have gotten sick three times in a row, but this article makes me feel better about my circumstances because at least I didn’t almost get taken out by a homophobic sandwich 😂🤣😂
apple.news/AIrHt0DRRRPi...
apple.news/AIrHt0DRRRPi...
Un-fucking-believable. How the fuck do I go from strep, to a cold, and now fucking COVID, back-to-back? All in the same goddamned month. This must be the payback for using up all my luck in Pokemon TCG Pocket when I pulled three shinies and four full arts out of ten boosters or something 😑😑😑
July 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Un-fucking-believable. How the fuck do I go from strep, to a cold, and now fucking COVID, back-to-back? All in the same goddamned month. This must be the payback for using up all my luck in Pokemon TCG Pocket when I pulled three shinies and four full arts out of ten boosters or something 😑😑😑
Animal style fries, a Flying Dutchman, chopped it, a packet of spread, mix well with the fries, another packet of spread on top, pickles on top.
I now understand the appeal behind In-n-Out.
I now understand the appeal behind In-n-Out.
July 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Animal style fries, a Flying Dutchman, chopped it, a packet of spread, mix well with the fries, another packet of spread on top, pickles on top.
I now understand the appeal behind In-n-Out.
I now understand the appeal behind In-n-Out.
Leftover rice, frozen veggies, eggs, and some Trader Joe’s chicken nuggets make for a very different take on chicken fried rice lol.
July 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Leftover rice, frozen veggies, eggs, and some Trader Joe’s chicken nuggets make for a very different take on chicken fried rice lol.
Alright. Let’s see what’s up with this new armor system in Destiny 2…
July 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Alright. Let’s see what’s up with this new armor system in Destiny 2…
I had some spare parts and some time so I created a new breed of ball cactus. I call it “Sunset Spiker”
July 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I had some spare parts and some time so I created a new breed of ball cactus. I call it “Sunset Spiker”
I can safely say that after having my first experience with an at home chemistry se- I mean... Test kit... That I would rather have blood drawn at a lab lol.
July 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I can safely say that after having my first experience with an at home chemistry se- I mean... Test kit... That I would rather have blood drawn at a lab lol.