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My tooth! My tooth!!! My toooooooth
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They call this sicko "the tooth fairy" on account he knocks victims out with gas and pulls their teeth. Common sense says our killer has a job dealing with teeth. A tooth salesman, the manager of a tooth bank. Canvas the neighborhoods and see who's flashing new teeth. Our perp jingles when he walks.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
They call this sicko "the tooth fairy" on account he knocks victims out with gas and pulls their teeth. Common sense says our killer has a job dealing with teeth. A tooth salesman, the manager of a tooth bank. Canvas the neighborhoods and see who's flashing new teeth. Our perp jingles when he walks.
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Pigeons to other pigeons: no man I know that guy he coo
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Pigeons to other pigeons: no man I know that guy he coo
In love with this weird creature 4 y/o drew
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
In love with this weird creature 4 y/o drew
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“On Not Betraying Our Trainees, Especially Now”
I won an Extraordinary Achievement Award from the Critical Care Assembly last month
The @atscommunity.bsky.social premier journal @atsblueeditor.bsky.social TODAY published the remarks I made on that occasion
www.atsjournals.org/doi/10.1164/...
I won an Extraordinary Achievement Award from the Critical Care Assembly last month
The @atscommunity.bsky.social premier journal @atsblueeditor.bsky.social TODAY published the remarks I made on that occasion
www.atsjournals.org/doi/10.1164/...
On Not Betraying Our Trainees, Especially Now | American Journal of Respiratory and Critical Care Medicine | Articles in Press
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June 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
“On Not Betraying Our Trainees, Especially Now”
I won an Extraordinary Achievement Award from the Critical Care Assembly last month
The @atscommunity.bsky.social premier journal @atsblueeditor.bsky.social TODAY published the remarks I made on that occasion
www.atsjournals.org/doi/10.1164/...
I won an Extraordinary Achievement Award from the Critical Care Assembly last month
The @atscommunity.bsky.social premier journal @atsblueeditor.bsky.social TODAY published the remarks I made on that occasion
www.atsjournals.org/doi/10.1164/...
What the fuck #NFL. You knock a guy momentarily unconscious with a helmet-to-helmet, he fumbles because he has no control of his limbs, you award the offending team the ball and there’s NOT EVEN A FLAG??? GTFO. Sue their asses
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What the fuck #NFL. You knock a guy momentarily unconscious with a helmet-to-helmet, he fumbles because he has no control of his limbs, you award the offending team the ball and there’s NOT EVEN A FLAG??? GTFO. Sue their asses
Aaron Jones and Aaron Rodgers both having Way Too Old For This Shit moments
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Aaron Jones and Aaron Rodgers both having Way Too Old For This Shit moments
Chicago Bears are the #1 seed in the NFC in December
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Chicago Bears are the #1 seed in the NFC in December
Rivalry weekend is so funny because of all the teams that have been assigned rivals by their respective conferences. Like there is no real bad blood between Illinois and Northwestern but we’re all like *shrug* I guess we hate you now??
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Rivalry weekend is so funny because of all the teams that have been assigned rivals by their respective conferences. Like there is no real bad blood between Illinois and Northwestern but we’re all like *shrug* I guess we hate you now??
Begging people to understand this
I’ll break it down another way:
If wait and you don’t get it, the game is over
If you try now and don’t get it, you need two scores
What’s better?
If wait and you don’t get it, the game is over
If you try now and don’t get it, you need two scores
What’s better?
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Begging people to understand this
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the Chicago Bears are now 9-3 and remain in first place after defeating the defending super bowl champions. Thats the Chicago Bears, from Chicago.
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
the Chicago Bears are now 9-3 and remain in first place after defeating the defending super bowl champions. Thats the Chicago Bears, from Chicago.
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what if cats and dogs just *looked* like that back in medieval times?
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
what if cats and dogs just *looked* like that back in medieval times?
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I need to start the rumor that wearing a pressurized mask while you sleep helps protect you from the woke mind virus creeping in so at least ONE of my male patients will use their Bipap #medsky
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I need to start the rumor that wearing a pressurized mask while you sleep helps protect you from the woke mind virus creeping in so at least ONE of my male patients will use their Bipap #medsky
I love to romp and kiss my bros
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I love to romp and kiss my bros
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
Ugh it’s not fair. This isnt going to do enough numbers that anyone will understand why I keep saying “I love to romp and kiss my bros” for the rest of my life
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Ugh it’s not fair. This isnt going to do enough numbers that anyone will understand why I keep saying “I love to romp and kiss my bros” for the rest of my life
All 3 Bears linebackers out tomorrow? What a disaster lol. Take the over!
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
All 3 Bears linebackers out tomorrow? What a disaster lol. Take the over!
please don’t talk to strangers this way
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
please don’t talk to strangers this way
What are the mechanisms for ensuring the files weren’t tampered with? I’m sure there’s something but I haven’t seen anything reassuring yet
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What are the mechanisms for ensuring the files weren’t tampered with? I’m sure there’s something but I haven’t seen anything reassuring yet
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Bears 🤝 Eagles
Bears are 3-0 against the NFC East.
Eagles are 3-0 against the NFC North.
Bears (7-3) at Eagles (8-2) on Black Friday 👀
Bears are 3-0 against the NFC East.
Eagles are 3-0 against the NFC North.
Bears (7-3) at Eagles (8-2) on Black Friday 👀
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Bears 🤝 Eagles
Bears are 3-0 against the NFC East.
Eagles are 3-0 against the NFC North.
Bears (7-3) at Eagles (8-2) on Black Friday 👀
Bears are 3-0 against the NFC East.
Eagles are 3-0 against the NFC North.
Bears (7-3) at Eagles (8-2) on Black Friday 👀
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We get at least a whole week of this! In NOVEMBER!
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
We get at least a whole week of this! In NOVEMBER!
Insane decision by Eagles to tush push on 4th down on their own 29 with their center out up only 10, especially when their defense has been dominant. There’s no reason to spot the Lions 3 points in that position
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Insane decision by Eagles to tush push on 4th down on their own 29 with their center out up only 10, especially when their defense has been dominant. There’s no reason to spot the Lions 3 points in that position