Matt Butler
@othermattbutler.bsky.social
Easily distracted screenwriter
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half-life
April 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
half-life
My therapist: Airbrushed Seth Myers can't hurt you.
Airbrushed Seth Myers:
Airbrushed Seth Myers:
January 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My therapist: Airbrushed Seth Myers can't hurt you.
Airbrushed Seth Myers:
Airbrushed Seth Myers:
Big movie year for the movies, big movie watching year for me! (I was unemployed)
January 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Big movie year for the movies, big movie watching year for me! (I was unemployed)
This is how I found out
December 29, 2024 at 9:41 PM
This is how I found out
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Angels: fake
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct
December 18, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Angels: fake
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct
Very excited for Nosferatu
December 12, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Very excited for Nosferatu
I'm calling it right now. Cats (2019) WILL have a reappraisal in my lifetime. Sooner or later who's to say but I'm calling my shot now.
December 10, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I'm calling it right now. Cats (2019) WILL have a reappraisal in my lifetime. Sooner or later who's to say but I'm calling my shot now.
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Some fun Spotify wrapped stats:
86%: How many tracks artists say Spotify has demonetized on its platform.
$0.004: How much the average artist makes per stream.
US$114M: Spotify CEO's investment firm spending on AI military tech.
$0: How much the intern who says she created Wrapped was paid.
86%: How many tracks artists say Spotify has demonetized on its platform.
$0.004: How much the average artist makes per stream.
US$114M: Spotify CEO's investment firm spending on AI military tech.
$0: How much the intern who says she created Wrapped was paid.
Spotify officially demonetises all tracks with under 1,000 streams
Customers could soon be paying for more services, according to reports
djmag.com
December 4, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Some fun Spotify wrapped stats:
86%: How many tracks artists say Spotify has demonetized on its platform.
$0.004: How much the average artist makes per stream.
US$114M: Spotify CEO's investment firm spending on AI military tech.
$0: How much the intern who says she created Wrapped was paid.
86%: How many tracks artists say Spotify has demonetized on its platform.
$0.004: How much the average artist makes per stream.
US$114M: Spotify CEO's investment firm spending on AI military tech.
$0: How much the intern who says she created Wrapped was paid.
The fact that Chevy Chase was such a nightmare to work with is such a shame since he's SO good as Pierce in Community. So needy and insecure hidden behind layers of Boomer bravado. Alas.
December 3, 2024 at 1:10 AM
The fact that Chevy Chase was such a nightmare to work with is such a shame since he's SO good as Pierce in Community. So needy and insecure hidden behind layers of Boomer bravado. Alas.
I finished it. When is MY Lizzie Bennet gonna pop out and tell me I'm trash, changing my entire life???
In the last thirty pages of Pride and Prejudice for the first time. Bangs, but this whole section is just-
Lizzie: why the hell won't this guy talk to me oh my god mum's so embarrassing well if we wants to talk to me he can talk to me he has a mouth does he hate me??
Bennett: 🥺 p-p-p-pretty girl 🥺
Lizzie: why the hell won't this guy talk to me oh my god mum's so embarrassing well if we wants to talk to me he can talk to me he has a mouth does he hate me??
Bennett: 🥺 p-p-p-pretty girl 🥺
November 25, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I finished it. When is MY Lizzie Bennet gonna pop out and tell me I'm trash, changing my entire life???
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
They keep shoving Michelle Dockery into the 1920's. Let her run someone over with her space car.
November 24, 2024 at 11:18 PM
They keep shoving Michelle Dockery into the 1920's. Let her run someone over with her space car.
In the last thirty pages of Pride and Prejudice for the first time. Bangs, but this whole section is just-
Lizzie: why the hell won't this guy talk to me oh my god mum's so embarrassing well if we wants to talk to me he can talk to me he has a mouth does he hate me??
Bennett: 🥺 p-p-p-pretty girl 🥺
Lizzie: why the hell won't this guy talk to me oh my god mum's so embarrassing well if we wants to talk to me he can talk to me he has a mouth does he hate me??
Bennett: 🥺 p-p-p-pretty girl 🥺
November 23, 2024 at 1:13 AM
In the last thirty pages of Pride and Prejudice for the first time. Bangs, but this whole section is just-
Lizzie: why the hell won't this guy talk to me oh my god mum's so embarrassing well if we wants to talk to me he can talk to me he has a mouth does he hate me??
Bennett: 🥺 p-p-p-pretty girl 🥺
Lizzie: why the hell won't this guy talk to me oh my god mum's so embarrassing well if we wants to talk to me he can talk to me he has a mouth does he hate me??
Bennett: 🥺 p-p-p-pretty girl 🥺
Made an all time investment tonight fellas. @stuartfdrake.bsky.social made me an offer I couldn't refuse.
Ngl-if you dislike #megalopolis you need to get some whimsy in your life STAT
Ngl-if you dislike #megalopolis you need to get some whimsy in your life STAT
November 20, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Made an all time investment tonight fellas. @stuartfdrake.bsky.social made me an offer I couldn't refuse.
Ngl-if you dislike #megalopolis you need to get some whimsy in your life STAT
Ngl-if you dislike #megalopolis you need to get some whimsy in your life STAT
Off the success of The Penguin/Sopranos show they should do other HBO ripoffs with Batman villains.
Game of Thrones with Ra's Al Ghul
Curb Your Enthusiasm with The Riddler
Entourage with Mr. Freeze
Game of Thrones with Ra's Al Ghul
Curb Your Enthusiasm with The Riddler
Entourage with Mr. Freeze
November 18, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Off the success of The Penguin/Sopranos show they should do other HBO ripoffs with Batman villains.
Game of Thrones with Ra's Al Ghul
Curb Your Enthusiasm with The Riddler
Entourage with Mr. Freeze
Game of Thrones with Ra's Al Ghul
Curb Your Enthusiasm with The Riddler
Entourage with Mr. Freeze
Girl who figures out she's trans by going as Wow Platinum for Halloween
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Girl who figures out she's trans by going as Wow Platinum for Halloween