I don't know if I have any local followers in Edmonton but if I do, get your tickets for The Castle Spectre! My swords (and prominent chin) must be reckoned with! Tickets: www.showpass.com/the-castle-s...
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I don't know if I have any local followers in Edmonton but if I do, get your tickets for The Castle Spectre! My swords (and prominent chin) must be reckoned with! Tickets: www.showpass.com/the-castle-s...
OK who let our darling local weatherman start reporting in his little t-shirts?? Warm front indeed!
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
OK who let our darling local weatherman start reporting in his little t-shirts?? Warm front indeed!
Haaaa! Imelda Staunton once had a key to the city, but it was revoked after her off colour joke about the Whitemud balls
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Haaaa! Imelda Staunton once had a key to the city, but it was revoked after her off colour joke about the Whitemud balls
My trouble as an actor is, regardless of the play or role, I always look a little bit flouncy. I'm supposed to be a king crushed by the weight of his past here in our promo shot but I'm giving real dandy vibes in my scarlet cloak
October 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My trouble as an actor is, regardless of the play or role, I always look a little bit flouncy. I'm supposed to be a king crushed by the weight of his past here in our promo shot but I'm giving real dandy vibes in my scarlet cloak
Sorry, this AI picture of Linda Hunt holding her 90th birthday cake will necessarily consume the rest of my work day
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sorry, this AI picture of Linda Hunt holding her 90th birthday cake will necessarily consume the rest of my work day
If this is due to illness and not Ozempic I take back any snark but gentlemen: don't fight the extra 10 pounds because you'll lose it in your face and age like Seacrest here
October 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If this is due to illness and not Ozempic I take back any snark but gentlemen: don't fight the extra 10 pounds because you'll lose it in your face and age like Seacrest here
Instead of working today, I've crafted a torch song.
October 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Instead of working today, I've crafted a torch song.
Spices so expensive! We're not still bringing them over on ships, are we?
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Spices so expensive! We're not still bringing them over on ships, are we?
My Facebook campaign demanding she host must quietly fold today
October 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My Facebook campaign demanding she host must quietly fold today
Community theatre is the best because while I'm not very good, I'm older than a lot of my castmates, so every time I rasp out one of my few lines they think I'm the cat's ass
September 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Community theatre is the best because while I'm not very good, I'm older than a lot of my castmates, so every time I rasp out one of my few lines they think I'm the cat's ass
I choose my own bland decor (watercolours, photographs, some Chanel sketches for the crapper) for hypothetical judgeroos who never come over! Time to frame some faves!
September 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I choose my own bland decor (watercolours, photographs, some Chanel sketches for the crapper) for hypothetical judgeroos who never come over! Time to frame some faves!
The dumbest trend I see on rich people HGTV houses now is the home theatre set up. You're telling me you're going to gather the family to sit in movie theatre style seats to watch your shows together? Any normal person wants to crash on the couch or snuggle with someone. This is so ugly
September 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The dumbest trend I see on rich people HGTV houses now is the home theatre set up. You're telling me you're going to gather the family to sit in movie theatre style seats to watch your shows together? Any normal person wants to crash on the couch or snuggle with someone. This is so ugly
You should be able to charge your phone on public transit. You want my ridership? Earn it
September 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You should be able to charge your phone on public transit. You want my ridership? Earn it
How powerful can these dudes be if not one of them can get a tailored cuff on his blazer?
September 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
How powerful can these dudes be if not one of them can get a tailored cuff on his blazer?
I suppose I must be visibly perspiring because I just walked into an (air conditioned) store and the bitchy guy at the counter gives me a once over and goes, "Oh is it THAT hot out?"
August 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I suppose I must be visibly perspiring because I just walked into an (air conditioned) store and the bitchy guy at the counter gives me a once over and goes, "Oh is it THAT hot out?"
Summer is for forgetting your blouse
August 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Summer is for forgetting your blouse
They don't make enough movies about when men and their dogs get divorced
July 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
They don't make enough movies about when men and their dogs get divorced
When I sunburn my big tomato face I demand fish & chips
July 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When I sunburn my big tomato face I demand fish & chips
Had a mimosa noonish and took a too long summer nap
June 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Had a mimosa noonish and took a too long summer nap
After I submitted this list The New York Times called me an f slur
June 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
After I submitted this list The New York Times called me an f slur
Day 3 on aggressive cold medicine and I'm telling you there is no hotter man than whatever era this is Dean Martin
June 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Day 3 on aggressive cold medicine and I'm telling you there is no hotter man than whatever era this is Dean Martin
He loves using parentheses to clarify a stupid point. If he wasn't a monster, it would be adorable
June 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
He loves using parentheses to clarify a stupid point. If he wasn't a monster, it would be adorable
Her summer look is baby after a tantrum induced nap
June 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Her summer look is baby after a tantrum induced nap
Certainly not. Plus, I just find the people who insist they don't care how they're coming off actually care deeply and her "threatening to retire" is this level insufferable
May 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Certainly not. Plus, I just find the people who insist they don't care how they're coming off actually care deeply and her "threatening to retire" is this level insufferable