Cis Darius Bearguard
@ostbear.bsky.social
Wordsmith, uncle to many, father to none. Perpetually confused by the problems we choose to scream at, instead of solve. 🏳️🌈 ally.
... Honestly, I'm down. Trump on fire? I'd donate to that sub-a-thon.
May 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
... Honestly, I'm down. Trump on fire? I'd donate to that sub-a-thon.
No. They'd just make the court room "a place free from the burden of pants."
May 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
No. They'd just make the court room "a place free from the burden of pants."
Cousin does this, but she uses that ball that looks like the one from Pixar.
May 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Cousin does this, but she uses that ball that looks like the one from Pixar.
... I don't think I'm getting the significance here. Can someone help me out?
May 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
... I don't think I'm getting the significance here. Can someone help me out?
... I can smell the shitty cologne from here.
May 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
... I can smell the shitty cologne from here.
I laughed so hard I woke my dogs and my wife. Now I've been kicked out of the bedroom.
May 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I laughed so hard I woke my dogs and my wife. Now I've been kicked out of the bedroom.
... This... This is some serious Poe's law shit right here. I earnestly cannot distinguish between satire and the truth with these people.
Because this article would feel right at home on @theonion.com .
Because this article would feel right at home on @theonion.com .
May 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
... This... This is some serious Poe's law shit right here. I earnestly cannot distinguish between satire and the truth with these people.
Because this article would feel right at home on @theonion.com .
Because this article would feel right at home on @theonion.com .
Is she wrong? Is this something we can verify she's wrong about?
May 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Is she wrong? Is this something we can verify she's wrong about?
... A wellness check? Listen, I'm a stranger here, but saying "I don't think calling the cops" was a good idea is an understatement.
They have broad authority and no actual training to back it. You can fuck someone's life up with that.
They have broad authority and no actual training to back it. You can fuck someone's life up with that.
May 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
... A wellness check? Listen, I'm a stranger here, but saying "I don't think calling the cops" was a good idea is an understatement.
They have broad authority and no actual training to back it. You can fuck someone's life up with that.
They have broad authority and no actual training to back it. You can fuck someone's life up with that.
Not sure what's going on, but it seems like it sucks. I sent some money. I hope it helps.
Just know that there are still people here for you.
Just know that there are still people here for you.
May 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Not sure what's going on, but it seems like it sucks. I sent some money. I hope it helps.
Just know that there are still people here for you.
Just know that there are still people here for you.
... Everything ok?
May 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
... Everything ok?
... Yeah. Ok. But I get to pick the movie.
April 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
... Yeah. Ok. But I get to pick the movie.