Cis Darius Bearguard
@ostbear.bsky.social
Wordsmith, uncle to many, father to none. Perpetually confused by the problems we choose to scream at, instead of solve. 🏳️🌈 ally.
The most unrealistic part of the Movie World War Z...
Is the idea that Israel would have the decency to save Palestinians during a zombie apocalypse.
When will world governments take real action to deal with the genocide being perpetrated by Israel?
Is the idea that Israel would have the decency to save Palestinians during a zombie apocalypse.
When will world governments take real action to deal with the genocide being perpetrated by Israel?
June 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The most unrealistic part of the Movie World War Z...
Is the idea that Israel would have the decency to save Palestinians during a zombie apocalypse.
When will world governments take real action to deal with the genocide being perpetrated by Israel?
Is the idea that Israel would have the decency to save Palestinians during a zombie apocalypse.
When will world governments take real action to deal with the genocide being perpetrated by Israel?
April 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A more accurate description of JK Rowling does not exist.
April 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
A more accurate description of JK Rowling does not exist.
Yeah, you seem to have a minor problem with understanding what you've said.
April 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Yeah, you seem to have a minor problem with understanding what you've said.
Obviously there are more important things going on... Not the least of which is the President of El Salvador being complicit in Trump's Crimes...
But also, as a palette cleanser, Google got drunk and mislabeled some stuff.
But also, as a palette cleanser, Google got drunk and mislabeled some stuff.
April 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Obviously there are more important things going on... Not the least of which is the President of El Salvador being complicit in Trump's Crimes...
But also, as a palette cleanser, Google got drunk and mislabeled some stuff.
But also, as a palette cleanser, Google got drunk and mislabeled some stuff.
Back when the Internet only allowed the best photoshops to survive.
April 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Back when the Internet only allowed the best photoshops to survive.
When I Googled "Democratic Governor News" I got a bunch of articles about someone using blinds to hide their face.
April 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
When I Googled "Democratic Governor News" I got a bunch of articles about someone using blinds to hide their face.
I don't want to sound super conspiratorial...
But I was browsing my Google News app And saw this headline from ABC News.
While I was looking at it, it changed suddenly to a piece about Trump being tough on China.
While I looked at it, this article, and only this one, changed.
But I was browsing my Google News app And saw this headline from ABC News.
While I was looking at it, it changed suddenly to a piece about Trump being tough on China.
While I looked at it, this article, and only this one, changed.
April 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I don't want to sound super conspiratorial...
But I was browsing my Google News app And saw this headline from ABC News.
While I was looking at it, it changed suddenly to a piece about Trump being tough on China.
While I looked at it, this article, and only this one, changed.
But I was browsing my Google News app And saw this headline from ABC News.
While I was looking at it, it changed suddenly to a piece about Trump being tough on China.
While I looked at it, this article, and only this one, changed.
Watching the stock market go into freefall as a millennial/gen-x, who graduated his hometown college with MCSE and MCDBA in 2006 is sorta like...
April 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Watching the stock market go into freefall as a millennial/gen-x, who graduated his hometown college with MCSE and MCDBA in 2006 is sorta like...
God I love stupid people.
You didn't actually do any research, because if you click the link you pasted... It goes to a 404 page. However, if you look at the Google search results for the page, you were clearly trying to link... It's from 2024. You know. Before he was president.
You didn't actually do any research, because if you click the link you pasted... It goes to a 404 page. However, if you look at the Google search results for the page, you were clearly trying to link... It's from 2024. You know. Before he was president.
April 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
God I love stupid people.
You didn't actually do any research, because if you click the link you pasted... It goes to a 404 page. However, if you look at the Google search results for the page, you were clearly trying to link... It's from 2024. You know. Before he was president.
You didn't actually do any research, because if you click the link you pasted... It goes to a 404 page. However, if you look at the Google search results for the page, you were clearly trying to link... It's from 2024. You know. Before he was president.
You know it's the Darkest Timeline when George W. Bush is the voice of reason.
Wild times we live in.
Wild times we live in.
April 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You know it's the Darkest Timeline when George W. Bush is the voice of reason.
Wild times we live in.
Wild times we live in.
I'll tell you what the problem is with the #CryptoBros... All the shit they're saying about 'Hawk Tuah" girl and her rug pull crypto scheme?
They don't get how it's all crypto is, and has ever been. It's all a scam... they're going after her, to try and trick you into thinking they're legitimate.
They don't get how it's all crypto is, and has ever been. It's all a scam... they're going after her, to try and trick you into thinking they're legitimate.
January 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I'll tell you what the problem is with the #CryptoBros... All the shit they're saying about 'Hawk Tuah" girl and her rug pull crypto scheme?
They don't get how it's all crypto is, and has ever been. It's all a scam... they're going after her, to try and trick you into thinking they're legitimate.
They don't get how it's all crypto is, and has ever been. It's all a scam... they're going after her, to try and trick you into thinking they're legitimate.
My Nephew made dinner tonight and I am so proud of him.
January 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My Nephew made dinner tonight and I am so proud of him.
I'm not typically a meme content guy... Buuuuuuut...
January 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm not typically a meme content guy... Buuuuuuut...
Turns out you can't send pictures in a DM... So this is just gunna sit here a bit because @everteinnsfw.bsky.social needed a reference photo.
December 26, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Turns out you can't send pictures in a DM... So this is just gunna sit here a bit because @everteinnsfw.bsky.social needed a reference photo.
I disagree wholeheartedly @lanyardigan.bsky.social
December 25, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I disagree wholeheartedly @lanyardigan.bsky.social
December 18, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Dinner is ready to go. 350⁰ for 30 minutes, another 15 without the foil.
December 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Dinner is ready to go. 350⁰ for 30 minutes, another 15 without the foil.
... So few moments in my life are truly happy these days... But moments like this. When she's sleeping on me while I take a break?
❤️
❤️
December 16, 2024 at 8:53 PM
... So few moments in my life are truly happy these days... But moments like this. When she's sleeping on me while I take a break?
❤️
❤️
A deal's a deal!
December 15, 2024 at 6:28 PM
A deal's a deal!
He thinks that Friends With Benefits (FWB) doesn't count towards the body count.
December 12, 2024 at 9:11 PM
He thinks that Friends With Benefits (FWB) doesn't count towards the body count.
The Mayor of Emo is trash... So I did a thing.
I'm a rabble rouser.
I rouse rabbles.
So, yes, it's EVENTUALLY going to get taken down... But wouldn't it be great if it was the most liked comment?
www.givesendgo.com/fightforemo
I'm a rabble rouser.
I rouse rabbles.
So, yes, it's EVENTUALLY going to get taken down... But wouldn't it be great if it was the most liked comment?
www.givesendgo.com/fightforemo
December 8, 2024 at 5:58 AM
The Mayor of Emo is trash... So I did a thing.
I'm a rabble rouser.
I rouse rabbles.
So, yes, it's EVENTUALLY going to get taken down... But wouldn't it be great if it was the most liked comment?
www.givesendgo.com/fightforemo
I'm a rabble rouser.
I rouse rabbles.
So, yes, it's EVENTUALLY going to get taken down... But wouldn't it be great if it was the most liked comment?
www.givesendgo.com/fightforemo