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In Zohran Mamdani’s campaign lettering: THE FLOWERS Are Still STANDING Which is a great line from Ghostbusters when Bill Murray tries to sweep out a tablecloth from a fancy set table but fails miserably… except for the flowers
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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“I think I’ve lost my weiner..” made this Lifehouse jam – “Broken” – a youth group favorite.

Passionate closing singalong to “I’m holdin’ on; I’m still holdin’; I’m barely holdin’ on to you.”
Apple Music with band: Lifehouse, Song: Broken The lyrics “I may have lost my way now, haven’t forgotten my way home” highlighted
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Two tablets (ancient tablets, the shape of a gravestone) side by side with Roman Numerals 1-10; The Ten Commandments, with number 3 circled. The third Commandment is Thou Shalt Not Take Thy Lord’s Name In Vain… it’s all these fruitless mutherfuckers do. I’ve left the church and guide my children away now because of shit like this. I lift up my eyes to the mountains, but recently… I never see help, just more smoke, rising from the ever-spreading fires down here.
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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“Everyone gets the same treatment.”

… welcome to Blue Sky, Tara.
Me blocking Tara because she’s lame and looking for a well paying right wing gig.
October 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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mute the objective facts; you muted.
Account muted: KKTV 11 News
October 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Click Subscribe. 🇺🇸
Screenshot of buttons to click: Subscribe— Mute accounts Block accounts block list for us gov accounts (does not include NOAA, NWS, CPSC, or accounts for individuals)
October 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Kurt Vonnegut - Breakfast of Champions
Screenshot from Kurt Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions: …replied, "As dirty as movies could get." This was a challenge to the humanoids, who were sure their dirty movies could beat anything on Earth. So everybody piled into air-cushion vehicles, and they floated to a dirty movie house downtown. It was intermission time when they got there, so Don had some time to think about what could possibly be dirtier than what he had already seen on Earth. He became sexually excited even before the house lights went down. The women in his party were all twittery and squirmy. So the theater went dark and the curtains opened. At first there wasn't any picture. There were slurps and moans from loudspeakers. Then the picture itself appeared. It was a high quality film of a male humanoid eating what looked like a pear. The camera zoomed in on his lips and tongue and teeth, which glistened with saliva. He took his time about eating the pear. When the last of it had disappeared into his slurpy mouth, the camera focused on his Adam's apple. His Adam's apple bobbed obscenely. He belched contentedly, and then these words appeared on the screen, but in the language of the Planet: THE END It was all faked, of course. There weren't any pears anymore. And the eating of a pear wasn't the main event of the evening anyway. It was a short subject, which gave the members of the audience time to settle down. Then the main feature began. It was about a male and a female and their two children, and their dog and their cat. They ate steadily for an hour and a half-soup, meat, biscuits, butter, vegetables, mashed potatoes and gravy, fruit, candy, cake, pie. The camera rarely strayed more than a foot from their glistening lips and their bobbing Adam's apples. And then the father put the cat and the dog on the table, so they could take part in the orgy, too. After a while, the actors couldn't eat any more. They were so stuffed that they were goggle-eyed. They could hardly move. They said they didn't think they could eat again for a week, and so on. They cleared the table slowly. They went waddling out into the kitchen, and they dumped about thirty pounds of leftovers into a garbage can. The audience went wild.
October 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Anime Meme of young man in rectangular glasses, hand gently raised greeting or releasing a butterfly- with text “Is this a Pixar short?”
October 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Screenshot of Bkuesky feed; Picture of a kitty on its back looking straight into camera while getting scritches behind the ear. (Bluesky posts, all text) Comfortably Numb- Bluesky feed is like we're doomed we're doomed we're doomed cute kitty! we're doomed we're doomed [adult content]
October 2, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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A man, soaking in a bathtub, intensely watching “The Truman Show” on TV - with the words: “Wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?”
September 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon.
Parents In This Article - Yet another creator swears that pheromone cologne works, claiming that it's "so masculine" that as soon as you put the cologne on "people are attracted to you." The particular product he promotes in his video is a pheromone cologne called Toxically Masculine by Big Dog Labs priced at $79.99 and promises that its product's aroma has "been studied for its effect on social perception.'
September 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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an America run by Kats would be an amazing place.
ActBlue Thank you for your one-time contribution to Kat Abughazaleh! Together we're changing our country.
September 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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My friend Nora would do this. thank you for reminding me. gonna go back to cutting onions which is what I was doing before reading this post.
A reddish brown, short haired, fit, medium large dog, wearing a lovely bandanna,smiles up past the camera; She’s a Black Mouth Cur and was the smartest most caring dog. She brought the ‘play’ out of any and all dogs. How she ran was in all honesty, majestic. She was truly the best friend to me.
September 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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“Trump > USA” - USA gov
AMERICA BY DESIGN AUG 21,2025 (Highlighted) What's the biggest brand in the world? If you said Trump, you're not wrong. (End Highlighting) But what's the foundation of that brand? One that's more globally recognized than practically anything else. Website footer: AN OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT ©2025 NATIONAL DESIGN STUDIO
August 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Why he hid his condition: As a dictator who relied on an image of absolute control and physical strength, it was critical for Hitler to hide any sign of weakness or vulnerability. His public persona was carefully crafted through staged photography and film, and his health was a state secret. Hiding the tremor was a way of projecting an image of power, even as his health deteriorated.
August 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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The graphic from “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” for the Lifeline option “Phone a friend” when a contestant doesn’t know what to do so they call a friend who is smarter and actually in charge and good god how does anyone support this absolute mockery of humanity, the absolute worst of us by all metrics.
August 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Some NLEs now offering “Enhanced” AI stealing tools. #postchat
Screenshot of feature comparison between versions of app; screenshot is of feature: Al Watermark Removal of the 3 versions one is “x” one is “checkmark” and one is “Enhanced”
August 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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MAR A LAGO crest on right chest of T-Shirt above text: Not Involved in Human Trafficking
July 30, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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New Spa items available at the Mar-A-Lago gift shop.
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MAR A LAGO seal on chest of T-Shirt followed by Not Involved in Human Trafficking Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt. 11:11 PM - 20 Nov 2013
July 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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(Modified “Which Button?” Meme into “Both buttons”) Cartoon cells, Chiseled featured hero gives thumbs up and knowing grin having pushed both buttons simultaneously with thumb and pinky. (Original Meme is hero sweating unsure of which button to push.) Bill Clinton and Donald Trump can hang by the same rope if they’re both guilty.
July 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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(Which button meme) Cartoon Hero-like Man with chiseled features in a panic, sweating from his brow, unsure of the right choice having to pick between two conflicting buttons in his space craft.
July 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Why is reading and writing forbidden in The Handmaid's Tale? Question: Why is reading and writing forbidden in The Handmaid's Tale? Education, Selfhood and Freedom The Handmaid's Tale presents a model of a totalitarian society called Gilead. This fundamentalist Christian society is created after the laws of the Old Testament, in which the roles of masters and servants, or even slaves, are an integral part of human relations. In such oppressive societies education through reading and writing is seen as dangerous for those who are meant to obey the rulers: self-awareness and a means to express oneself necessarily lead to criticism of the powers that be, a desire for freedom, and subsequent revolt. Significantly, the period of slavery in the United States maintained the same law, a reference Atwood is making deliberately. Historically, reading and writing have been the means to emancipation for disempowered members of societies all over the world. homework.study.com
July 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Major 🚩 for a potential #postchat gig, but made me remember:

Typingclub.com is an amazing resource for parents for typing/vocab/“digital literacy”, but they also offer typing (w speed) courses for each hand. I got so much faster w my left alone doing this.
TypingClub.com screenshot: Left Hand Typing Typing course for learning how to type with the left hand on a QWERTY keyboard. Digital Literacy 5 Aimed at grade 5 students, Digital Citizens... Recommended for first grade, learners will study topics within digital literacy and digital citizenship, such as how
July 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Triple check that your comp settings match your timeline folks.
#postchat #VFX

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= WIRED article segment screenshot: Farid points to another anomaly: The video's aspect ratio shifts noticeably at several points. "Why am I suddenly seeing a different aspect ratio?" he asks.
July 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Screenshot of Tweet: Todd Spence I photoshopped Donald Trump as Biff Tannen for the fun of it. Here are the results. @TODD_SPENCE 8:18 PM • Jan 26, 2016 Frame from Back to the Future 2 with disgusting cliche oily-ass rich-thru-crooked-wealth tacky-ass megalomaniac moron Biff Tannen wears a shiny silk robe w gold accents and holds a small gun - he has a smug grin, but you realize the face is Donald Trump who is exactly the same person.
July 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM