Orman
@orman.bsky.social
Programmer dragon fursuiter | Also goes by @lizardorman |
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Sorry for waking you up. She's climbing in the rain!
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November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Sorry for waking you up. She's climbing in the rain!
🥽🔥
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LoTT falling right into "A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy"
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
LoTT falling right into "A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy"
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Right wing media has made politics such a clown show the past 30 years, now it's my turn.
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Right wing media has made politics such a clown show the past 30 years, now it's my turn.
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the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
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georg nethack who goes through 10,000 permadeaths every day is an outlier and should not be counted
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
georg nethack who goes through 10,000 permadeaths every day is an outlier and should not be counted
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free video game opinion: having lives and gameover/permadeath in videogames is an artifact of arcade machines and their thirst for loose change
even kaizo mario games have given up with lives/gameover and moved to "death count", as whatever N you pick for "do this in under N deaths" won't help much
even kaizo mario games have given up with lives/gameover and moved to "death count", as whatever N you pick for "do this in under N deaths" won't help much
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
free video game opinion: having lives and gameover/permadeath in videogames is an artifact of arcade machines and their thirst for loose change
even kaizo mario games have given up with lives/gameover and moved to "death count", as whatever N you pick for "do this in under N deaths" won't help much
even kaizo mario games have given up with lives/gameover and moved to "death count", as whatever N you pick for "do this in under N deaths" won't help much
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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As you can see from the graph, it began to be "a time to be alive" during the interwar period. And then again in the 90s, presumably due to britpop. But the 2020s are easily the most "what a time to be alive" era of all time.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
As you can see from the graph, it began to be "a time to be alive" during the interwar period. And then again in the 90s, presumably due to britpop. But the 2020s are easily the most "what a time to be alive" era of all time.
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Today is #RLSDay which marks the birthday of the Scottish writer Robert Louis Stevenson who would have been 175 today.
It's also a good day to remember that it is NOT actually his birthday because in 1891 he gave it away to a young girl because she didn't like her birthday. 🧵
It's also a good day to remember that it is NOT actually his birthday because in 1891 he gave it away to a young girl because she didn't like her birthday. 🧵
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Today is #RLSDay which marks the birthday of the Scottish writer Robert Louis Stevenson who would have been 175 today.
It's also a good day to remember that it is NOT actually his birthday because in 1891 he gave it away to a young girl because she didn't like her birthday. 🧵
It's also a good day to remember that it is NOT actually his birthday because in 1891 he gave it away to a young girl because she didn't like her birthday. 🧵
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
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November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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The painting for @tilondrion.bsky.social is now dry, varnished and already shipped. 🥳
Oil on canvas, 50 x 40 cm
Oil on canvas, 50 x 40 cm
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The painting for @tilondrion.bsky.social is now dry, varnished and already shipped. 🥳
Oil on canvas, 50 x 40 cm
Oil on canvas, 50 x 40 cm
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In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.
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Give me the Special Lizard Blood
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Give me the Special Lizard Blood
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Quarterly treasure reports are in. Turns out sleeping on gold doesn’t count as compounding interest. 🐲📊
🐉 Me as Ice
🐲 @myknaki.bsky.social
📷 @paintyourdragon.bsky.social
🧵 @komickrazi.bsky.social
🐉 Me as Ice
🐲 @myknaki.bsky.social
📷 @paintyourdragon.bsky.social
🧵 @komickrazi.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Quarterly treasure reports are in. Turns out sleeping on gold doesn’t count as compounding interest. 🐲📊
🐉 Me as Ice
🐲 @myknaki.bsky.social
📷 @paintyourdragon.bsky.social
🧵 @komickrazi.bsky.social
🐉 Me as Ice
🐲 @myknaki.bsky.social
📷 @paintyourdragon.bsky.social
🧵 @komickrazi.bsky.social
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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I vote for this man for president
We outnumber them 10 million to one and as soon as we figure that out, there goes their way of life!
It was never about minimum wage, it was about keeping the ants in line.
It was never about minimum wage, it was about keeping the ants in line.
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I vote for this man for president
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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Explanations that hew to realism in a universe like this can make things worse, because they require you to examine a sequence of events which is secretly not entirely sensible in the first place.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Explanations that hew to realism in a universe like this can make things worse, because they require you to examine a sequence of events which is secretly not entirely sensible in the first place.
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Today has been like
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Today has been like
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Good morning to real life Paddington from the musical Paddington and REAL
LIFE PADDINGTON FROM THE MUSICAL PADDINGTON ONLY
(I am losing my mind look at him oh my god)
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQifdYI...
LIFE PADDINGTON FROM THE MUSICAL PADDINGTON ONLY
(I am losing my mind look at him oh my god)
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQifdYI...
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Good morning to real life Paddington from the musical Paddington and REAL
LIFE PADDINGTON FROM THE MUSICAL PADDINGTON ONLY
(I am losing my mind look at him oh my god)
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQifdYI...
LIFE PADDINGTON FROM THE MUSICAL PADDINGTON ONLY
(I am losing my mind look at him oh my god)
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQifdYI...