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Ah shit. Here we go again.
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March 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Mark Carney is the first Canadian Prime Minister to have a first and last name that are both archaic carnival worker slang since 19th century Canadian Prime Minister Ballyhoo Q. Hankypank
March 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Mark Carney is the first Canadian Prime Minister to have a first and last name that are both archaic carnival worker slang since 19th century Canadian Prime Minister Ballyhoo Q. Hankypank
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Opinion | My entire career is based on pretending to be from Appalachia. Here’s why we must end DEI.
March 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Opinion | My entire career is based on pretending to be from Appalachia. Here’s why we must end DEI.
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imo the left really needs to put a lot more effort into organizing veterans, especially now. they aren’t a political monolith, and a lot of them are getting screwed over right now.
March 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
imo the left really needs to put a lot more effort into organizing veterans, especially now. they aren’t a political monolith, and a lot of them are getting screwed over right now.
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Iron Maiden Writes Song About the British Credit Crisis of 1772 After Realizing They’ve Already Covered Every Other Topic in Human History
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Iron Maiden Writes Song About the British Credit Crisis of 1772 After Realizing They’ve Already Covered Every Other Topic in Human History
Legendary British metal band Iron Maiden found themselves writing a song about the British Credit Crisis of 1772 after discovering they had already covered every other topic in human history.
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March 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Iron Maiden Writes Song About the British Credit Crisis of 1772 After Realizing They’ve Already Covered Every Other Topic in Human History
thehardtimes.net/music/iron-m...
thehardtimes.net/music/iron-m...
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Pls whisper this to the local NDP councillors if you have their ear — they’ve never listened
Land use does not prevent gentrification, it causes it. It causes housing prices to soar due to scarcity. It is weaponized to prevent social and supportive housing from being built. It is weaponized to keep poor people concentred and away from the rich.
March 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Pls whisper this to the local NDP councillors if you have their ear — they’ve never listened
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Just in case this comes up again, as I’m certain it will:
If you’re an American getting torn to shreds in the replies by Canadians who didn’t find your “51st State” joke funny, then no, you are not the victim of a pile-on by people who don’t realize that you’re their ally and one of the good ones.
If you’re an American getting torn to shreds in the replies by Canadians who didn’t find your “51st State” joke funny, then no, you are not the victim of a pile-on by people who don’t realize that you’re their ally and one of the good ones.
March 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just in case this comes up again, as I’m certain it will:
If you’re an American getting torn to shreds in the replies by Canadians who didn’t find your “51st State” joke funny, then no, you are not the victim of a pile-on by people who don’t realize that you’re their ally and one of the good ones.
If you’re an American getting torn to shreds in the replies by Canadians who didn’t find your “51st State” joke funny, then no, you are not the victim of a pile-on by people who don’t realize that you’re their ally and one of the good ones.
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“A World Without Caesars”
March 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“A World Without Caesars”
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its the 6 year anniversary of this image. i drew over this coloring page for a class contest and lost... history was made that day but i didn't even realize it
March 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
its the 6 year anniversary of this image. i drew over this coloring page for a class contest and lost... history was made that day but i didn't even realize it
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March 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
ICE is throwing tourists in jail right now. Planes are falling out of the sky. Boycott's aside, there's just no fucking way.
“Don’t buy from America” became “Don’t travel to America” quickly enough that we’re all warily ready for whatever’s next.
Individual Americans will ask our forgiveness, and/or ask us to save them, and I get that. But what we do next will have to be for our safety and security, not theirs.
Individual Americans will ask our forgiveness, and/or ask us to save them, and I get that. But what we do next will have to be for our safety and security, not theirs.
March 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
ICE is throwing tourists in jail right now. Planes are falling out of the sky. Boycott's aside, there's just no fucking way.
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No one scolds young men the way Peterson and the Tates do. Just constantly telling men that they’re embarrassing, useless, and emasculated - UNLESS they follow these simple steps! That’s all these men of the Manosphere do. Convince boys they’re failures and sell them snake oil solutions.
March 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
No one scolds young men the way Peterson and the Tates do. Just constantly telling men that they’re embarrassing, useless, and emasculated - UNLESS they follow these simple steps! That’s all these men of the Manosphere do. Convince boys they’re failures and sell them snake oil solutions.
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THE #CANMNT ROSTER 🇨🇦
Promise David and Daniel Jebbison are IN for Canada as Jesse Marsch names his 23-player squad for the Concacaf Nations League finals ✅
Promise David and Daniel Jebbison are IN for Canada as Jesse Marsch names his 23-player squad for the Concacaf Nations League finals ✅
March 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
THE #CANMNT ROSTER 🇨🇦
Promise David and Daniel Jebbison are IN for Canada as Jesse Marsch names his 23-player squad for the Concacaf Nations League finals ✅
Promise David and Daniel Jebbison are IN for Canada as Jesse Marsch names his 23-player squad for the Concacaf Nations League finals ✅
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If you need a break from all the malice, stupidity, and hopelessness, may I suggest watching "All Creatures Great and Small" on PBS. Kindness, love, compassion, patriotism, solid values & ethics, and cute critters—it's an excellent antidote to current reality.
March 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If you need a break from all the malice, stupidity, and hopelessness, may I suggest watching "All Creatures Great and Small" on PBS. Kindness, love, compassion, patriotism, solid values & ethics, and cute critters—it's an excellent antidote to current reality.
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Democrats finally have a viral hit on their hands, see if you can guess why it worked
March 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Democrats finally have a viral hit on their hands, see if you can guess why it worked
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In a shocking turn of events, many of the people who said they wanted "free speech" actually just wanted to be the ones in charge of which speech is free.
UPDATE—Mahmoud's attorney says they do NOT know where he is.
They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there.
They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there.
They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
March 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
In a shocking turn of events, many of the people who said they wanted "free speech" actually just wanted to be the ones in charge of which speech is free.
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Asked if there could be a recession this year, Trump responds that "there is a period of transition" because "what we're doing is very big"
March 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Asked if there could be a recession this year, Trump responds that "there is a period of transition" because "what we're doing is very big"
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If you’re not cancelling your visits to the States because of the trade war, please consider cancelling them for your own safety.
We’re concerned about the welfare of R.E. Burke, a British comic artist detained by ICE while travelling through North America.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Dad of detained US tourist urges care on visa requirements
Becky Burke, 28, has spent 10 days in a facility in Washington State and is desperate to come home.
www.bbc.com
March 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you’re not cancelling your visits to the States because of the trade war, please consider cancelling them for your own safety.
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A “we hate him too” sign was recently spotted at the San Francisco Tesla dealership which was likely placed by an employee. Love it.
March 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
A “we hate him too” sign was recently spotted at the San Francisco Tesla dealership which was likely placed by an employee. Love it.
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Our new Prime Minister’s name is Mark Carney. Is there anything more pro wrestling? 🇨🇦
Elbows Up
Elbows Up
March 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Our new Prime Minister’s name is Mark Carney. Is there anything more pro wrestling? 🇨🇦
Elbows Up
Elbows Up
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