Oriana Noir
@oriana-noir.bsky.social
Your girlfriend if she was a worm
PDX | 🏳️🌈 | Dancer | Psychologist | ✡️ | AuDHD
PDX | 🏳️🌈 | Dancer | Psychologist | ✡️ | AuDHD
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The squid, as its name suggests, can grow to as much as 23 feet in length and 1,100 pounds — the heaviest invertebrate in the world but the one caught on camera was a footlong juvenile.
This colossal ocean creature was just caught on video for the 1st time ever
The squid, as its name suggests, can grow to as much as 23 feet in length and 1,100 pounds — the heaviest invertebrate in the world but the one caught on camera was a footlong juvenile.
www.oregonlive.com
April 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The squid, as its name suggests, can grow to as much as 23 feet in length and 1,100 pounds — the heaviest invertebrate in the world but the one caught on camera was a footlong juvenile.
One of my favorite things about Windows is how it will intentionally nuke itself when you don't do something it wants for too long. It's like having a passive-aggressive girlfriend with the ability to fuck up my job.
April 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
One of my favorite things about Windows is how it will intentionally nuke itself when you don't do something it wants for too long. It's like having a passive-aggressive girlfriend with the ability to fuck up my job.
24% of our country's states were ravaged by disaster last year. Here's what that means for your tax deadlines!
All these states were at least partially ravaged by disasters.
The IRS extended the tax filing deadline in 12 states. Oregon isn’t one of them
All these states were at least partially ravaged by disasters.
www.oregonlive.com
April 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
24% of our country's states were ravaged by disaster last year. Here's what that means for your tax deadlines!
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1. You may have heard about the anti-trans fencer kneeling and conceding to a trans opponent.
Now, news has emerged that she collected a $5,000 prize for doing so, while saying her decision will "destroy her life."
She also called her kneeling "god's will."
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Now, news has emerged that she collected a $5,000 prize for doing so, while saying her decision will "destroy her life."
She also called her kneeling "god's will."
Subscribe to support our journalism.
It was “God’s will”: Cash Prize Awarded to Anti-Trans Fencer For Forfeiting
“It will destroy my life,” said the athlete, who’s anti-trans discrimination earned her $5,000 from a rightwing group.
www.erininthemorning.com
April 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
1. You may have heard about the anti-trans fencer kneeling and conceding to a trans opponent.
Now, news has emerged that she collected a $5,000 prize for doing so, while saying her decision will "destroy her life."
She also called her kneeling "god's will."
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Now, news has emerged that she collected a $5,000 prize for doing so, while saying her decision will "destroy her life."
She also called her kneeling "god's will."
Subscribe to support our journalism.
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If you’re a psychologist, psychology professor, student of psychology, etc, please consider signing this letter demanding APA reverse its decision to suspend diversity requirements for accreditation in training programs and internships: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...?
Petition to the American Psychological Association: Rescind the Capitulation on Diversity Standards
To the American Psychological Association (APA) and its Commission on Accreditation,
We, the undersigned psychologists, psychology students and trainees, and individuals contemplating entering the pro...
docs.google.com
April 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
If you’re a psychologist, psychology professor, student of psychology, etc, please consider signing this letter demanding APA reverse its decision to suspend diversity requirements for accreditation in training programs and internships: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...?
Is it a *sexy* vampire bite? Is it *sexy* body acne from the hormone supplements I take for *sexy* perimenopause? Who can say?
#perimenopause
#perimenopause
April 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Is it a *sexy* vampire bite? Is it *sexy* body acne from the hormone supplements I take for *sexy* perimenopause? Who can say?
#perimenopause
#perimenopause
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Economists Warn Americans That Money Withering To Ash In Their Hands Could Be Sign Of Recession
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April 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Economists Warn Americans That Money Withering To Ash In Their Hands Could Be Sign Of Recession
theonion.com/economi...
theonion.com/economi...
I'm sorry to all the other goth club DJs dm-ing me now, but trauma-mom says I'm not allowed
April 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I'm sorry to all the other goth club DJs dm-ing me now, but trauma-mom says I'm not allowed
This quote... it's putting all the heartbreak into some context for me at least
I feel like I lost everything. I'm not the one who lost everything.
I feel like I lost everything. I'm not the one who lost everything.
April 3, 2025 at 7:43 AM
This quote... it's putting all the heartbreak into some context for me at least
I feel like I lost everything. I'm not the one who lost everything.
I feel like I lost everything. I'm not the one who lost everything.
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"We’re facing a massive public health crisis because a disturbing number of people believe that autism is worse than illness or death. My neurology is the boogeyman behind a completely preventable plague in the making." @fodderfigure.bsky.social, at TPGA:
thinkingautismguide.com/2025/03/im-a...
thinkingautismguide.com/2025/03/im-a...
March 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"We’re facing a massive public health crisis because a disturbing number of people believe that autism is worse than illness or death. My neurology is the boogeyman behind a completely preventable plague in the making." @fodderfigure.bsky.social, at TPGA:
thinkingautismguide.com/2025/03/im-a...
thinkingautismguide.com/2025/03/im-a...
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Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
March 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
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I'll tell ya what's gay as hell, fellas. It's following God's plan. You're just going to submit to God because he's in charge of you? What are you God's wife, bro?
March 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'll tell ya what's gay as hell, fellas. It's following God's plan. You're just going to submit to God because he's in charge of you? What are you God's wife, bro?
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Wednesday, this lady decided I didn't need to go to ladies night at the gay club, because actually *it's much gayer* to stand outide in a rainstorm in your club makeup and be a cat doula.
And after all but pulling a gun on me, her and her babies are now all safely inside.
And after all but pulling a gun on me, her and her babies are now all safely inside.
March 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Wednesday, this lady decided I didn't need to go to ladies night at the gay club, because actually *it's much gayer* to stand outide in a rainstorm in your club makeup and be a cat doula.
And after all but pulling a gun on me, her and her babies are now all safely inside.
And after all but pulling a gun on me, her and her babies are now all safely inside.
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Your maskless face is a weapon being used by fascists as they dismantle public health.
Do not help them harm BIPOC, disability, trans, immigrant, etc communities, who face greater risk with fewer resources.
Wearing n95 is an act of hope, community care, and resistance.
Give/get mask mutual aid:
Do not help them harm BIPOC, disability, trans, immigrant, etc communities, who face greater risk with fewer resources.
Wearing n95 is an act of hope, community care, and resistance.
Give/get mask mutual aid:
Worldwide Mask Bloc Directory – Find your local Mask Bloc
MaskBloc.org lists active Mask Blocs around the world. Free high-quality masks, COVID-19 tests and other equipment for your community. Mutual Aid & We Keep Us Safe.
maskbloc.org
March 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Your maskless face is a weapon being used by fascists as they dismantle public health.
Do not help them harm BIPOC, disability, trans, immigrant, etc communities, who face greater risk with fewer resources.
Wearing n95 is an act of hope, community care, and resistance.
Give/get mask mutual aid:
Do not help them harm BIPOC, disability, trans, immigrant, etc communities, who face greater risk with fewer resources.
Wearing n95 is an act of hope, community care, and resistance.
Give/get mask mutual aid:
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God never interferes in the story of Purim, but a man in power listened to a woman while giving her credit, and everyone was like, we gotta write that down and make it a holiday this is a miracle.
March 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
God never interferes in the story of Purim, but a man in power listened to a woman while giving her credit, and everyone was like, we gotta write that down and make it a holiday this is a miracle.
Reading the news is like being put into The Machine from The Princess Bride - I trade my lifeforce to keep up
March 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Reading the news is like being put into The Machine from The Princess Bride - I trade my lifeforce to keep up
Please do not blame (((us))) for any of the actions of ICE, when half the time the right claims the Jews are the ones orchestrating sneaking immigrants in
Some Jewish groups criticizing some language or tactics used as antisemitic *did not mean* Jews called for deportation of protesters, jfc
Some Jewish groups criticizing some language or tactics used as antisemitic *did not mean* Jews called for deportation of protesters, jfc
This is a problematic headline. And ultimately can be dangerous.
The wording makes it sound like this was the position of Jewish groups, whereas in truth opinions were diverse.
This gives credence to these groups as if they speak for the Jewish community as a whole. They don't.
The wording makes it sound like this was the position of Jewish groups, whereas in truth opinions were diverse.
This gives credence to these groups as if they speak for the Jewish community as a whole. They don't.
March 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Please do not blame (((us))) for any of the actions of ICE, when half the time the right claims the Jews are the ones orchestrating sneaking immigrants in
Some Jewish groups criticizing some language or tactics used as antisemitic *did not mean* Jews called for deportation of protesters, jfc
Some Jewish groups criticizing some language or tactics used as antisemitic *did not mean* Jews called for deportation of protesters, jfc
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When I was handed these two, and said I wasn't sure I could manage both, I got pushback. While lots of littermates get along fine, the girls were so bonded that breaking them up seemed cruel.
This has been the first day Lenore has spent without her sister in her entire life.
This has been the first day Lenore has spent without her sister in her entire life.
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When I was handed these two, and said I wasn't sure I could manage both, I got pushback. While lots of littermates get along fine, the girls were so bonded that breaking them up seemed cruel.
This has been the first day Lenore has spent without her sister in her entire life.
This has been the first day Lenore has spent without her sister in her entire life.
Okay, but have we given enough consideration to the possibility that Dolly Parton wrote Jolene about Elvira?
March 2, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Okay, but have we given enough consideration to the possibility that Dolly Parton wrote Jolene about Elvira?