Jarrod Surname
@orbitalgoat.bsky.social
Motorsport fan, Gamer, NRL (Roosters), NFL (Panthers), NBA (Pelicans), incoherent ramblings and general nonsense. He/Him.
Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
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I remember as a little kid listening to "Pepper" by the Butthole Surfers and thinking "I don't really understand what's going on in this song I bet it's messed up grown up stuff I'll understand later" and now I'm nearly 40 and still have no idea what the song is supposed to be about.
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I remember as a little kid listening to "Pepper" by the Butthole Surfers and thinking "I don't really understand what's going on in this song I bet it's messed up grown up stuff I'll understand later" and now I'm nearly 40 and still have no idea what the song is supposed to be about.
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Can’t wait to tell my kids about the day that Bryce Young set the Youngest Player With 11 Game Winning Drives record
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Can’t wait to tell my kids about the day that Bryce Young set the Youngest Player With 11 Game Winning Drives record
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The Carolina Panthers Take Down The Los Angeles Rams !!
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The Carolina Panthers Take Down The Los Angeles Rams !!
@feefee610.bsky.social. The #1 is going to look pretty good on the Supra next year. 🥹 #RepcoSC #Supercars
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
@feefee610.bsky.social. The #1 is going to look pretty good on the Supra next year. 🥹 #RepcoSC #Supercars
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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NFL rule proposal
PURGE FOOTBALL
for one play every game, all penalties are legal. But you don't know what play it is or when it is, the playclock will suddenly flash blue and that's the signal the next play is chaos
PURGE FOOTBALL
for one play every game, all penalties are legal. But you don't know what play it is or when it is, the playclock will suddenly flash blue and that's the signal the next play is chaos
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
NFL rule proposal
PURGE FOOTBALL
for one play every game, all penalties are legal. But you don't know what play it is or when it is, the playclock will suddenly flash blue and that's the signal the next play is chaos
PURGE FOOTBALL
for one play every game, all penalties are legal. But you don't know what play it is or when it is, the playclock will suddenly flash blue and that's the signal the next play is chaos
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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lol X is a hellhole but sometime still amusing
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
lol X is a hellhole but sometime still amusing
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Reuben Garrick to the Chooks in 2027?
Not huge on it but with Marky Mark gone by then and Topou probably as well. He'd be a steady hand. #NRL
Not huge on it but with Marky Mark gone by then and Topou probably as well. He'd be a steady hand. #NRL
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Reuben Garrick to the Chooks in 2027?
Not huge on it but with Marky Mark gone by then and Topou probably as well. He'd be a steady hand. #NRL
Not huge on it but with Marky Mark gone by then and Topou probably as well. He'd be a steady hand. #NRL
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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Pardoned turkey was a J6er
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Pardoned turkey was a J6er
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Another Spanish Simpsons food found
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Another Spanish Simpsons food found
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Why does AEW have their own logo in the middle of the ring? They should have a picture of a Prime bottle
We already know what we're watching, but how will we know what beverage to drink to lower our lifespan by several years
We already know what we're watching, but how will we know what beverage to drink to lower our lifespan by several years
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Why does AEW have their own logo in the middle of the ring? They should have a picture of a Prime bottle
We already know what we're watching, but how will we know what beverage to drink to lower our lifespan by several years
We already know what we're watching, but how will we know what beverage to drink to lower our lifespan by several years
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The Barmy Army spending longer in a plane to watch the first test than they did actually watching the first test will never not be funny
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The Barmy Army spending longer in a plane to watch the first test than they did actually watching the first test will never not be funny