Alice Lastname
orangemoxly.bsky.social
Alice Lastname
@orangemoxly.bsky.social
Son of a Canadian Secretary Systems Technician

Sometimes I tie people up
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Orson Welles would murder every one of you motherfuckers with a hammer.
September 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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i have a headache that refuses to end
If you had told me in 2012 that Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign manager would be posting like this 13 years later i would not have believed you
August 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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[I type “I’m sorry” on a typewriter]
“Holy shit my typewriter apologized!”
no it wasn’t and no it didn’t
July 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Lest you say "it's not like that in the United States," I am currently representing a person facing criminal charges for - and this is true - saying "protect trans kids" during a school board meeting
July 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The only thing to understand about the pronoun thing is that just because something is outside of your lived experience doesn’t mean it’s not real or the person telling you is mistaken or you are being inconvenienced
im always taken aback by just how much cis people will humiliate themselves to be dicks to trans people. like sorry, youre confused about pronouns? how did you make it thru 6th grade english you slimy dipshit? why are you going on podcasts to advertise youre too stupid to understand simple concepts?
July 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Heritage Foundation Founder Edwin Feulner Dead At 83. Relocated to hell.
July 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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I’ve been looking for a Colbert quote to post that did suitable justice to my reference for him. I think this might be it.
I've spent a lot of time thinking about this fascinating exchange Colbert had with Dua Lipa, when she asked him about the role his faith plays in his comedy.
July 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Don't forget Heather Marsh, who spearheaded OpDeathEaters in 2014 & 2015 before Trump was a candidate, who got drowned out by QAnon & Pizzagate. She's the only speaker ever censored by Oxford.
July 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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This is actually extremely noteworthy.
July 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Let's kiss in a way India deems overly sexual.
July 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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this is less true than we all want it to be because a sizable number of right wing Epstein obsessives think he was trafficking 6 year olds not 16-year-old girls who they think should be allowed to marry
Epstein files truly are the one thing every American, both parties want to see the daylight on, and there are no exceptions to that.

This unites us, because we know innocent children were ravaged by rich entitled men and thus far have all gotten away with it.

We want this unwrapped, everyone does
July 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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The tech bros turned fascist because they did not get what they wanted from the money, which was respect and for people to think they were cool, intelligent, and interesting
more seriously, this is an absolutely insane victim mentality. like, what do you mean white people from the midwest have been discriminated against? what are you talking about? show us on the doll where the discrimination happened, marc
July 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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at least this time it's the owner of one of these quack clinics being killed by his own machine
A 43-year-old physical therapist was found dead on Wednesday inside a hyperbaric oxygen chamber at his health clinic in Lake Havasu City, Arizona, after the device caught on fire, according to officials.
Physical Therapist Dies Inside Hyperbaric Chamber After It Catches Fire
Emergency personnel found the 43-year-old physical therapist dead inside the chamber at his Arizona health clinic, which offered oxygen therapy.
trib.al
July 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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got a nasty feeling that what happened here is that Noem has required her personal authorization for expenditures over $X, the tab for each these call center companies ticked over $X, and she didn’t bother approving
July 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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"Men whose triggers pull their fingers. Men who would rather fight than win."
July 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Texas can't adequately warn people about deadly floods, but it can immediately let me know that a cop got hurt 250 miles away from me.
July 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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This is not a machine gun, it’s a precision rifle. As @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social has mentioned, most metro PDs havre similar gear now. It seems like some folks are just realizing this

BORTAC used a similar rifle to shoot (presumably) an mx national robbing migrants in Otay last year fWIW
Even if you assume the legitimacy of ICE operations, the idea that a fucking truck-mounted machine gun is necessary to carry them out is insane.

This is about intimidation. This is them letting us know that the streets of the United States have been militarized.
July 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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These people are Nazis. I know that's well-understood by many people at this point, but not enough. They are Nazis and we need to keep saying it.
Karoline Leavitt indicates the administration is open to a denaturalization-oriented investigation against Zohran Mamdani
June 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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“ICE gets a bigger budget than the Marine Corps” is a simple fact that should be communicated very widely because it clearly expresses how crazy and radical this is
With this budget, ICE alone would have nearly as large a detention operation as all 50 states' prison systems combined. Bigger budget than the Marine Corps. Police-state levels of spending
If the GOP reconciliation bill passes, ICE gets through FY2029:

- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
June 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Sitting In front of a big fan completely naked drinking a can of monster. I am no longer mentally ill
June 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Not enough people realize that Merrick Garland let an entire network of White Power groups that literally built Timothy McVeigh's bomb off the hook because he had the one guy that was easy to convict because he admitted to the bombing. They are still out there plotting. Garland made sure of that.
I mean, Merrick Garland went for a quick and dirty conviction of Tim McVeigh after OKC so he could score a win, while letting the people that literally built the bomb go free forever. Entire networks of White Power groups that blew up OKC were never looked at because he wanted a quick win.
June 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Bill Clinton’s just chilling in his living room, watching ICE kidnappings on tv, when the sex pest election trouble alarm goes off in his kitchen. “Not cuomo,” he says to himself. “Not another member of the brotherhood”
June 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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This is the exact thing— these people are just going for broke and achieving personal hatred goals because yolo? They can fuck all kinds of shit up & walk away smiling because we don’t do consequences for government people here
the administration don’t think the budget bill or the iran bombing will be popular. they don’t really have a plan for becoming popular again. it might not be possible. this is just them doing the things they wanted to do, while they can
June 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM