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Orange Monkey
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Horror films, records, cats, witchy things.
I'd argue that the first one's real ace was its ending rather than its gameplay.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You can feel being dropped into a box at the start of the level and making your way to the other side. The boxes are just bigger between the two games. It's a great story but it's a slog in places.
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I get it. But they won't when they realise it's just filling their business with idiots
October 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I get the line that Recruiters are using this software too. But we're not and those recruiters won't either after a while when they realise they have created a magic path to filling your office with numpties.
October 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
We're just getting loads of rubbish applications that aren't relevant but have the keywords sprinkled in.
October 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Maybe it shouldn't matter, but if you can't be arsed to write 500 words I can't be arsed to interview you.
October 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Always reminds me of this John Oliver joke about dealing with Trump
a man is standing in front of a podium that says last week tonight on it
ALT: a man is standing in front of a podium that says last week tonight on it
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm in awe of it and yet hate it. It's beautifully shot and also horribly grey. Why are we here? Surely there is more to life. There's still hours of it left as it joylessly goes nowhere. There so much of it yet it refuses to explain its own universe. Christ
September 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I've never seen anything so flashy and yet so hollow. Perhaps that HBO Dune show that has all the same problems. Despite all these misgivings surely its biggest crime is that, for a sci-fi horror, it isn't remotely scary.
September 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It has action scenes that carry no weight. I refuse to believe it wouldn't be served better as a mini-series or two hour film. I'm literally only watching it because I gave Disney £5 this month. It exists only as a branded product and yet I can see the creator deeply wants to convey something.
September 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM