Oracle of Garbage
@oracleofgarbage.bsky.social
Jessie 👩🏼💻 she/her ✨ 29 🏳️🌈 Multi-fandom, but currently obsessed with #911onABC 🚒
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Keys on the Table - Chapter 3: Fool’s Errand
In which Buck and Eddie deal with the aftermath of a devastating lightning strike, and work together to save two people from the crushing weight of one man’s ego.
#911onABC #buddie
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/665942...
In which Buck and Eddie deal with the aftermath of a devastating lightning strike, and work together to save two people from the crushing weight of one man’s ego.
#911onABC #buddie
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/665942...
I love introducing temporary OCs whose sole purpose is for me to put them in Situations™️. Some of my absolute favorite writing has come from those ~1k word interludes that let me get out of my main character’s head and flex some muscles
Talk to me, fellow writers.
We all joke writing being hard—and it is, sometimes!—but I want to hear about the writing that bring you joy, too.
Not "what are you good at". That's a different question. What makes the words flow? What makes you go <sickos at the window> when you get to write it?
We all joke writing being hard—and it is, sometimes!—but I want to hear about the writing that bring you joy, too.
Not "what are you good at". That's a different question. What makes the words flow? What makes you go <sickos at the window> when you get to write it?
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I love introducing temporary OCs whose sole purpose is for me to put them in Situations™️. Some of my absolute favorite writing has come from those ~1k word interludes that let me get out of my main character’s head and flex some muscles
Caught up on the new episode of 9-1-1 and that Buck and Harry training montage was INSPIRED. I also loved everything going on with Athena and May! I’m glad we don’t have to wait too long for the rest of the season this time!!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Caught up on the new episode of 9-1-1 and that Buck and Harry training montage was INSPIRED. I also loved everything going on with Athena and May! I’m glad we don’t have to wait too long for the rest of the season this time!!!
I have finally watched the most recent ep of 9-1-1 and while it wasn’t my favorite of the halloween specials it did some interesting character work with Eddie, Harry, and Buck. The rescues were definitely the highlight though, I really missed those during the space arc!
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I have finally watched the most recent ep of 9-1-1 and while it wasn’t my favorite of the halloween specials it did some interesting character work with Eddie, Harry, and Buck. The rescues were definitely the highlight though, I really missed those during the space arc!
Every time I donate blood I have to fill out a questionnaire full of stuff like “in the past three months, have you had a sexual encounter with someone who…” and I wish there was some sort of “big dummy who hasn’t been laid in years” button to save me the strife
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Every time I donate blood I have to fill out a questionnaire full of stuff like “in the past three months, have you had a sexual encounter with someone who…” and I wish there was some sort of “big dummy who hasn’t been laid in years” button to save me the strife
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I think that the series premiere of 911 focusing on the two black families led by women and the women all get to do wonderfully heroic and incredible things and their kids also get to help save the day is actually incredible important and special.
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I think that the series premiere of 911 focusing on the two black families led by women and the women all get to do wonderfully heroic and incredible things and their kids also get to help save the day is actually incredible important and special.
my friend Ezra wrote a novel-length fantasy epic and you should all go read it!!!
Thunder Without Rain
#veilguard #dragonage #rookanis #myfic
🗡️Rated E
🗡️200k words
🗡️Rook/Lucanis
🗡️COMPLETE
A Veilguard sequel fic about the Crows, the Chantry, the Blight, and traumatized heroes learning to live with themselves.
archiveofourown.org/works/611342...
#veilguard #dragonage #rookanis #myfic
🗡️Rated E
🗡️200k words
🗡️Rook/Lucanis
🗡️COMPLETE
A Veilguard sequel fic about the Crows, the Chantry, the Blight, and traumatized heroes learning to live with themselves.
archiveofourown.org/works/611342...
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
my friend Ezra wrote a novel-length fantasy epic and you should all go read it!!!
IS AMELIA LEAVING GREY’S?!?!?!?
October 17, 2025 at 7:55 AM
IS AMELIA LEAVING GREY’S?!?!?!?
One of my favorite pastimes is nitpicking Grey’s Anatomy b-roll footage and pointing out when they get the neighborhoods wrong or when their shots are a decade out of date
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
One of my favorite pastimes is nitpicking Grey’s Anatomy b-roll footage and pointing out when they get the neighborhoods wrong or when their shots are a decade out of date
…the classic 9-1-1 lightning strike was better
October 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
…the classic 9-1-1 lightning strike was better
Unfortunately, I love the #911Nashville bad boy who strips and knows how to hotwire cars
October 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Unfortunately, I love the #911Nashville bad boy who strips and knows how to hotwire cars
I have loved goofy, over-dramatic network TV since I was a preteen, and I’m not gonna stop anytime soon
October 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I have loved goofy, over-dramatic network TV since I was a preteen, and I’m not gonna stop anytime soon
God I love network TV dramas. Truly a perfect art form
October 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
God I love network TV dramas. Truly a perfect art form
Time for Grey’s!!!
October 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Time for Grey’s!!!
Here’s hoping 9-1-1: Nashville is good
October 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Here’s hoping 9-1-1: Nashville is good
Okay I’m only at the first commercial break, but the 9-1-1 season 9 opener is already the 9-1-1 I know and love
October 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Okay I’m only at the first commercial break, but the 9-1-1 season 9 opener is already the 9-1-1 I know and love
The 9-1-1 s9 trailer is, without a doubt, the silliest thing I have ever seen (complimentary)
October 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The 9-1-1 s9 trailer is, without a doubt, the silliest thing I have ever seen (complimentary)
hi hello i haven’t been on this account in months because life has been crazy and i put my current fanfic project on hold. maybe one day I’ll finish Keys on the Table, but no promises
October 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
hi hello i haven’t been on this account in months because life has been crazy and i put my current fanfic project on hold. maybe one day I’ll finish Keys on the Table, but no promises
I have finally seen the 9-1-1 season 9 teaser and it’s so stupid that I think it loops all the way around to being incredible. Same with the Nashville trailer. Bring on the return of my network TV shows!
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I have finally seen the 9-1-1 season 9 teaser and it’s so stupid that I think it loops all the way around to being incredible. Same with the Nashville trailer. Bring on the return of my network TV shows!
I’m making a last minute batch of cookies and have discovered that the fastest way to soften frozen butter is to shove it in either:
A: my back pocket, or
B: between my tits
A: my back pocket, or
B: between my tits
September 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’m making a last minute batch of cookies and have discovered that the fastest way to soften frozen butter is to shove it in either:
A: my back pocket, or
B: between my tits
A: my back pocket, or
B: between my tits
I wish people didn’t need to sleep; it would make my avoidance of going to bed a hell of a lot more reasonable
August 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I wish people didn’t need to sleep; it would make my avoidance of going to bed a hell of a lot more reasonable
me watching @thecaryatid.bsky.social play DATV last November
I love to watch a friend develop a new hyperfixation. Like yes, you find those tropes you like. You sexualize that elf. Love this.
August 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
me watching @thecaryatid.bsky.social play DATV last November
I wrote nearly 1,500 words today! This fic is still happening, however slowly!
August 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I wrote nearly 1,500 words today! This fic is still happening, however slowly!
the problem with writing action-filled romance stories is that I apparently LOVE writing action and sometimes forget that it also needs to be a romance. I'm gonna have to go back and add in a bunch of longing gazes when I edit this thing
August 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the problem with writing action-filled romance stories is that I apparently LOVE writing action and sometimes forget that it also needs to be a romance. I'm gonna have to go back and add in a bunch of longing gazes when I edit this thing