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Chris - Tortured Systems Engineer™️
@optesterchris.bsky.social
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Navy (ret) Surface Warfare Officer & missile defender with a side of fries. I taught Zach Mayo everything he knows. A perfectly flawed human. Opinions = my own.
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Part and parcel of a functional government. But yes!
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Honeycrisp today
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Sir!
a man in a police uniform is talking to a man in overalls and says dead man walking !
ALT: a man in a police uniform is talking to a man in overalls and says dead man walking !
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November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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I find your lack of Christmas spirit disturbing
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I had to wait for mine too. Go ahead and order it, you know you want to!
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Kinda
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Hilarious.
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at someone with a long nose .
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at someone with a long nose .
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November 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM