I joined the expensive gym (and turned off 3 streamers to justify the cost). Rich people be a lot more naked in the locker room. Who knew? I’ve seen more swinging dicks in two weeks than in four years at Planet Fitness.

Ah, it gets gayer, whiter, and older! 🤣

Tell me you’re a middle aged gay white guy without telling me you’re a middle aged gay white guy. I’m kinda surprised Pulp beat out Chappell Roan, but not totally surprised.

You afraid they’re gonna come after gay marriage? Screw that. They want to make sodomy a crime again. They still hate us.

I’d love a weekend of tenting at a gay campground and nerding out at a theme park, but my tent won’t fit in a carry on. I miss being within driving distance of the Busch Gardens/Sawmill combination.

Ever look at yourself in the mirror and think “I look pretty good!”

And also “I totally wouldn’t fuck that guy”?

Wait, does “I can’t see taps” mean “I have notifications turned off (which is much more intentional)?” Or does it mean “I don’t know how settings work?”

If you wanted to be an inflatable frog for Halloween I hope you already bought the costume. I hope to see lots of them tomorrow; they’ll be sold out and scarce as hen’s teeth for a few weeks!

I left home early Tuesday morning, spent 23 hours in airports and on planes, spent 3 days in Europe (mostly for work), spent 23 more hours in airports and planes and now I’m home and JET LAG IS REAL, Y’ALL. I’m punchy as hell

I kinda wanna rail a twink.

I ain’t mad at this pic

I wouldn’t mind getting laid this weekend. If you’re that hot cashier at Whole Foods who totally checked me out, hmu 😆

I cut my hair.

Apple’s Playground AI image generator thinks I’m a hot Pokémon professor!

Had a first meeting/coffee date with a flirty and remarkably handsome man today.

I ain’t mad about it