Siobhan Ophiolatrix (like Sans Undertale)
@ophiolatrix.bsky.social
27, White, They/Them, Sapphic, AuDHD. Artist, hobbyist musician, internet goofster, fandom lurker. Adult who occasionally reposts adult content. Follow-backs not guaranteed
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I'm Siobhan, and I'm an illustrator (currently for fun but would also like it to be my main hustle) and this is where I just hang out and post whatever's on my mind
I'm Siobhan, and I'm an illustrator (currently for fun but would also like it to be my main hustle) and this is where I just hang out and post whatever's on my mind
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what strikes me the most about the Epstein emails is not that they're talking about monstrous stuff or whatever, it's that they're talking extremely casually to each other. i see familiar "in group" dynamics where you have a lot of empathy for people in your circle and none for people outside of it
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
what strikes me the most about the Epstein emails is not that they're talking about monstrous stuff or whatever, it's that they're talking extremely casually to each other. i see familiar "in group" dynamics where you have a lot of empathy for people in your circle and none for people outside of it
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
AND ANOTHER THING, ANGEL DUST'S HEAD SHAPE LOOKS IKE HE GOT BONKED ON THE HEAD WITH A MALLET OR PERHAPS AN ANVIL
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
AND ANOTHER THING, ANGEL DUST'S HEAD SHAPE LOOKS IKE HE GOT BONKED ON THE HEAD WITH A MALLET OR PERHAPS AN ANVIL
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
steam machine de la abuela
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They gotta change the name of the "Po Boy" if they gonna change $20 for the mufucka
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
They gotta change the name of the "Po Boy" if they gonna change $20 for the mufucka
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So often women who don't want to wear make up keep getting called "pick mes" or "not like other girls "
Some of us have sensory issues LOL 99% Of the time make up makes me feel like this
Some of us have sensory issues LOL 99% Of the time make up makes me feel like this
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So often women who don't want to wear make up keep getting called "pick mes" or "not like other girls "
Some of us have sensory issues LOL 99% Of the time make up makes me feel like this
Some of us have sensory issues LOL 99% Of the time make up makes me feel like this
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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"Though it's small, it's a monster of a machine. A new invention from Canon." (At least new for 1993)
All together now, aww, Baby Godzilla...
All together now, aww, Baby Godzilla...
August 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"Though it's small, it's a monster of a machine. A new invention from Canon." (At least new for 1993)
All together now, aww, Baby Godzilla...
All together now, aww, Baby Godzilla...
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It's taken me a while to accept, but it looks like if you want the chance of being a career artist today, you will need to find substantial success in creating your own projects independently and find additional external employment to subsidize yourself..
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It's taken me a while to accept, but it looks like if you want the chance of being a career artist today, you will need to find substantial success in creating your own projects independently and find additional external employment to subsidize yourself..
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shoutout to lesbians #PokemonLegendsZA
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
shoutout to lesbians #PokemonLegendsZA
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I hate this so much. My dad has multiple myeloma, currently incurable. But recent advancements means it can be managed far better/longer now. We NEED that research to keep going. Especially since the current cost to not die a really horrible death is obscene...
www.propublica.org/article/revl...
www.propublica.org/article/revl...
The Price of Remission: This Cancer Drug Saves Lives — but Costs a Fortune. I Wanted to Know Why.
When I was diagnosed with cancer, I set out to understand why a single pill of Revlimid cost the same as a new iPhone. I’ve covered high drug prices as a reporter for years. What I discovered shocked ...
www.propublica.org
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I hate this so much. My dad has multiple myeloma, currently incurable. But recent advancements means it can be managed far better/longer now. We NEED that research to keep going. Especially since the current cost to not die a really horrible death is obscene...
www.propublica.org/article/revl...
www.propublica.org/article/revl...
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Bringing back vine is some elder millennial ghostbuster juice box bait that’s gonna 100% work on me
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Bringing back vine is some elder millennial ghostbuster juice box bait that’s gonna 100% work on me
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Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
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I relate @beetlemoses.bsky.social, I relate
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I relate @beetlemoses.bsky.social, I relate
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Goblin shark
Current prebid 150 eur
Current prebid 150 eur
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Goblin shark
Current prebid 150 eur
Current prebid 150 eur
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Do y'all get it now? Trump wants pedophiles and abusers in his orbit, because he can control them with the promise of a pardon hanging in front of their noses.
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Do y'all get it now? Trump wants pedophiles and abusers in his orbit, because he can control them with the promise of a pardon hanging in front of their noses.
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greatest country in the world
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
James Van Der Beek Sells Dawson’s Creek Merch to Pay for Cancer Treatment
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
www.vulture.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
greatest country in the world
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Overheard at the comic con =3
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Overheard at the comic con =3
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If you happen to be at a big event where Trump is attending, instead of booing might I suggest getting a “PED-O-PHILE” chant going
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If you happen to be at a big event where Trump is attending, instead of booing might I suggest getting a “PED-O-PHILE” chant going
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Since I've been drawing a lot of Neopets lately, I thought it'd be fun to take a look at one of my older fanarts for #ThrowbackThursday: Wolgrim, my Tyrannian Lupe circa 2014!
#Neopets #NeopetsArt #NeopetsFanart #Tyrannian
#Neopets #NeopetsArt #NeopetsFanart #Tyrannian
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Since I've been drawing a lot of Neopets lately, I thought it'd be fun to take a look at one of my older fanarts for #ThrowbackThursday: Wolgrim, my Tyrannian Lupe circa 2014!
#Neopets #NeopetsArt #NeopetsFanart #Tyrannian
#Neopets #NeopetsArt #NeopetsFanart #Tyrannian
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i can't wait to get my neopet in this bad boy
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i can't wait to get my neopet in this bad boy
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November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand