chris.
@oolunchbox.bsky.social
The bomb diggity.
50% of The Snack Pack.
I recently started wearing hats.
www.sexychris.net | www.snackpackdjs.com
50% of The Snack Pack.
I recently started wearing hats.
www.sexychris.net | www.snackpackdjs.com
Marvel should do a ‘What If…?’ exploring what would have happened had Victor Von Doom never completed his doctorate and was only legally able to be come Mr. Doom.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Marvel should do a ‘What If…?’ exploring what would have happened had Victor Von Doom never completed his doctorate and was only legally able to be come Mr. Doom.
A guitar I built is in this music video and I couldn’t be happier.
Valley Porno People - "The Letter" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by VPP
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A guitar I built is in this music video and I couldn’t be happier.
I can’t stand the heat, so I’m getting out of the kitchen.
May 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I can’t stand the heat, so I’m getting out of the kitchen.
To the tune of Van Halen's 'Panama'
"Adderall"
"Adderall"
April 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
To the tune of Van Halen's 'Panama'
"Adderall"
"Adderall"
Exorcircumcision: A priest yells at your dick until your foreskin falls off.
March 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Exorcircumcision: A priest yells at your dick until your foreskin falls off.
🎶 The best part of waking up is coffee. 🎶
February 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
🎶 The best part of waking up is coffee. 🎶
Decaf coffee is fun because it still makes me poop, but doesn’t make me anxious.
February 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Decaf coffee is fun because it still makes me poop, but doesn’t make me anxious.
Brazil nuts ruin mixed nuts and trail mix.
February 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Brazil nuts ruin mixed nuts and trail mix.
I used to dislike humbuckers until I discovered coil tapping. Now that I can play them as single-coils, I ain’t so mad at ‘em.
December 13, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I used to dislike humbuckers until I discovered coil tapping. Now that I can play them as single-coils, I ain’t so mad at ‘em.
Just double-checked and this is still true.
Unsolicited opinion: flat wound > round wound guitar strings.
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Just double-checked and this is still true.
Unsolicited opinion: flat wound > round wound guitar strings.
December 10, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Unsolicited opinion: flat wound > round wound guitar strings.
YouTubers who make videos with tips for ADHD, please understand that taking 20 minutes explaining why I need to keep my shit by the front door is not helpful in the least. You get my attention for 30-45 seconds, make them count.
December 9, 2024 at 2:08 PM
YouTubers who make videos with tips for ADHD, please understand that taking 20 minutes explaining why I need to keep my shit by the front door is not helpful in the least. You get my attention for 30-45 seconds, make them count.
I’m convinced that the bakery put tiny bits of rye in this bread to remind me that there is no god.
November 28, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I’m convinced that the bakery put tiny bits of rye in this bread to remind me that there is no god.
Gettin’ stoned and watching hallmark Christmas movies all day.
November 28, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Gettin’ stoned and watching hallmark Christmas movies all day.
Me to my boss, “I’m going to do my work extra spooky today.”
My boss to me: “I don’t know what that means, but please don’t.”
👻💀🎃
My boss to me: “I don’t know what that means, but please don’t.”
👻💀🎃
October 31, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Me to my boss, “I’m going to do my work extra spooky today.”
My boss to me: “I don’t know what that means, but please don’t.”
👻💀🎃
My boss to me: “I don’t know what that means, but please don’t.”
👻💀🎃
I got a Clicks keyboard for my iPhone and I think I hate it. Aside from throwing the phone way off balance, they changed the keyboard layout from the iPhone’s making touch-typing much less intuitive. I want to love it, but I’m struggling.
October 26, 2024 at 10:32 AM
I got a Clicks keyboard for my iPhone and I think I hate it. Aside from throwing the phone way off balance, they changed the keyboard layout from the iPhone’s making touch-typing much less intuitive. I want to love it, but I’m struggling.
Darude’s ‘Sandstorm’ only it’s all in Spanish.
October 15, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Darude’s ‘Sandstorm’ only it’s all in Spanish.
You know you married the right one when they take a beach day with their mom and bring you home and ounce and a half of reefer. 💚💚
September 13, 2024 at 11:52 AM
You know you married the right one when they take a beach day with their mom and bring you home and ounce and a half of reefer. 💚💚