oolexer
@oolexer.bsky.social
the #1 productive-wannabe lazy bank robber
pronouns: he/him, but i don’t really care
birthday is in the far distant future: august 7th
i like eating pans and minerals (code for: i'm pansexual, i like minecraft, and i’m a minor)
pronouns: he/him, but i don’t really care
birthday is in the far distant future: august 7th
i like eating pans and minerals (code for: i'm pansexual, i like minecraft, and i’m a minor)
i find it kinda silly that you give me a bear when a plushie i’ve had since i was born is a bear
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i find it kinda silly that you give me a bear when a plushie i’ve had since i was born is a bear
roly poly on the holy boly
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
roly poly on the holy boly
chrimmas moe goes hard
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
chrimmas moe goes hard
alrighty i am back from skeddadling
so uh
will a potato hit my head sometime in the future
so uh
will a potato hit my head sometime in the future
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
alrighty i am back from skeddadling
so uh
will a potato hit my head sometime in the future
so uh
will a potato hit my head sometime in the future
alrighty then, i will devote at least 1 brain power towards coming up with questions
except not right now because i gotta skedaddle
except not right now because i gotta skedaddle
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
alrighty then, i will devote at least 1 brain power towards coming up with questions
except not right now because i gotta skedaddle
except not right now because i gotta skedaddle
i am so interested in your knowledge of everything, but i also really don’t want to bother you with too many questions
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i am so interested in your knowledge of everything, but i also really don’t want to bother you with too many questions
do you know what happens in deltarune chapter 5
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
do you know what happens in deltarune chapter 5
but what if i wanna take a nap and skip like 100 hours
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
but what if i wanna take a nap and skip like 100 hours
several californians?!?!?
that’s pretty californian
however, in order to be the most californian, i have to ask:
are there any beaches (i mean, literally a beach) and gamblers
that’s pretty californian
however, in order to be the most californian, i have to ask:
are there any beaches (i mean, literally a beach) and gamblers
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
several californians?!?!?
that’s pretty californian
however, in order to be the most californian, i have to ask:
are there any beaches (i mean, literally a beach) and gamblers
that’s pretty californian
however, in order to be the most californian, i have to ask:
are there any beaches (i mean, literally a beach) and gamblers
is there a californian is your class
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
is there a californian is your class
you should see how much weight you can put on aura’s back until he collapses
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
you should see how much weight you can put on aura’s back until he collapses
is time travel something only evil magicians can do or can like non-evil magicians do it too
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
is time travel something only evil magicians can do or can like non-evil magicians do it too
i’m between like a 2 and 1
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i’m between like a 2 and 1
what if a retro game store doesn’t have a male employee
or what if every employee’s nonbinary
or what if every employee’s nonbinary
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
what if a retro game store doesn’t have a male employee
or what if every employee’s nonbinary
or what if every employee’s nonbinary
no way! did you catch it? i heard if you catch a potato that’s flying around your room, it’ll bring you good luck
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
no way! did you catch it? i heard if you catch a potato that’s flying around your room, it’ll bring you good luck
i will gladly eat a monitor
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i will gladly eat a monitor
imagine how many trees that could’ve been eaten in the amazon rainforest instead of being turned into like chairs or something
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
imagine how many trees that could’ve been eaten in the amazon rainforest instead of being turned into like chairs or something
cats have nine lives though so he gets to do it up to 8 times before it becomes permanent
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
cats have nine lives though so he gets to do it up to 8 times before it becomes permanent
bolt is just like me fr real
(aka have a goofy digestive system that is somehow able to casually eat junk food regularly with almost no short term effects on the physical body)
(aka have a goofy digestive system that is somehow able to casually eat junk food regularly with almost no short term effects on the physical body)
October 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
bolt is just like me fr real
(aka have a goofy digestive system that is somehow able to casually eat junk food regularly with almost no short term effects on the physical body)
(aka have a goofy digestive system that is somehow able to casually eat junk food regularly with almost no short term effects on the physical body)