Offloading this contract is going to be a nightmare when the time comes

They should not have been there in the first place.

Cute but they are pretty dangerous

Stay the fuck off our streets and you won't get shot at. Simple as.

Fuckers shouldn't have been there in the first place

He'll drop dead any second now and his high score will have meant nothing lol

I see we woke up and decided to embody the 😈 devil emoji today

Sounds like Trump has a new crush by the way things seemed to go. At least it isn't a child this time

He looks good and he's been out and about quite a bit lately so I'd like to think he's fine

Clearly unconstitutional but that doesn't matter anymore I guess

Following the law is apparently a capital crime now according to POTUS

Please try to make sure the physicians your kids sees are affiliated in some way with AAP @ameracadpeds.bsky.social and not the fake "American College of Pediatrics" or whatever the bizarre conservative group calls themselves. If you're concerned as a parent about bad medicine, plz stay vigilant

Yeah but she stayed her order 3 weeks to allow for an appeal... wtf fuck off with this endless appeals nonsense

Yeah I hate when I do that, ruins my whole day

I wish Timothee Chalamee played both Link AND Zelda for the Legend of Zelda movie. He'd probably pull it off

They all look like their characters... huh interesting

Every time the punchline gets me lol