AK
@only-stars.bsky.social
As it turns out, cats are my special interest.
For a modest sum, I will go to your enemy’s academic job talk and say “I really enjoyed your paper. But what I think you have here is two different papers and they both need more work.”
For a small fee, I will go to your historian enemy’s seminar presentation and say “I guess I’m just wondering what the “so what” of this paper is?”
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
For a modest sum, I will go to your enemy’s academic job talk and say “I really enjoyed your paper. But what I think you have here is two different papers and they both need more work.”
You’re either an autistic who loves the texture of shredded coconut or hates it. I will not explain further.
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
You’re either an autistic who loves the texture of shredded coconut or hates it. I will not explain further.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
Can they make a Pringles can for autistic people that isn’t metallic on the inside? I’m begging..,
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Can they make a Pringles can for autistic people that isn’t metallic on the inside? I’m begging..,
Are you a carefully curated playlist autistic or a “this is a chronicle of my song fixations” autistic?
March 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Are you a carefully curated playlist autistic or a “this is a chronicle of my song fixations” autistic?
It’s 7°. I wanted the coffee shop to myself. Why are people here?
January 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It’s 7°. I wanted the coffee shop to myself. Why are people here?
Obsessed.
Moving away from meta the week my ig acct grew by 20k followers wasn’t on my to-do list, but I think it’s bout time to start a Midwest goodbye over there.
This cup has a 20 oz capacity.
Drop is on Feb 1 & 2, patrons get access the first date.
This cup has a 20 oz capacity.
Drop is on Feb 1 & 2, patrons get access the first date.
January 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Obsessed.
The Final Destination “log truck phobia” was already a long held anxiety for those of us who grew up traveling I-20 in the South.
January 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The Final Destination “log truck phobia” was already a long held anxiety for those of us who grew up traveling I-20 in the South.
I hate DFW more than I hate DEN, and that’s saying something.
January 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I hate DFW more than I hate DEN, and that’s saying something.
The only thing redeemable about DFW…well two things: 1. Lots of windows and 2. Combo dunkies and baskin robins
January 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The only thing redeemable about DFW…well two things: 1. Lots of windows and 2. Combo dunkies and baskin robins
Not me dealing with a door issue at 11pm on a Friday from the BATHTUB. #librarylife
December 7, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Not me dealing with a door issue at 11pm on a Friday from the BATHTUB. #librarylife
Trying to explain to 6 and 8 year-olds that it’s actually Frankenstein’s monster.
You can imagine how it’s going.
You can imagine how it’s going.
October 31, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Trying to explain to 6 and 8 year-olds that it’s actually Frankenstein’s monster.
You can imagine how it’s going.
You can imagine how it’s going.
I was joking that Grey’s Anatomy is eternal. Then I realized it has literally been on for most of my adulthood. I am 40.
September 29, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I was joking that Grey’s Anatomy is eternal. Then I realized it has literally been on for most of my adulthood. I am 40.
You know you’re old when you increasingly identify with the fish in The Cat in the Hat.
August 12, 2024 at 5:58 AM
You know you’re old when you increasingly identify with the fish in The Cat in the Hat.
Thank you, RENT, for making the math significantly easier when my 5yo asked how many seconds old he was tonight.
August 7, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Thank you, RENT, for making the math significantly easier when my 5yo asked how many seconds old he was tonight.
When you and your bestie are having a heated argument in a speakeasy over whether MLA or Chicago is the best citation style.
July 6, 2024 at 4:24 AM
When you and your bestie are having a heated argument in a speakeasy over whether MLA or Chicago is the best citation style.
There is one jazz album on Apple’s 100 Greatest Album’s list. ONE.
May 24, 2024 at 2:21 PM
There is one jazz album on Apple’s 100 Greatest Album’s list. ONE.
Not religious anymore but was raised as a Methodist. Really proud of the UMC today as it voted to allow LGBT+ clergy and lift its ban on performing same sex marriages. I hope healing and change within the church can begin and it can commit as a whole to the road ahead.
May 2, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Not religious anymore but was raised as a Methodist. Really proud of the UMC today as it voted to allow LGBT+ clergy and lift its ban on performing same sex marriages. I hope healing and change within the church can begin and it can commit as a whole to the road ahead.
When you’re a 40 y/o woman ugly crying over the last episode of Bluey.
April 14, 2024 at 9:30 PM
When you’re a 40 y/o woman ugly crying over the last episode of Bluey.
Wished my husband a Happy Threshold Day. We promptly got into an argument about the morality of leaving the lizard babies behind (it was wrong, obvs). Our couples therapist is in for a treat tomorrow
January 30, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Wished my husband a Happy Threshold Day. We promptly got into an argument about the morality of leaving the lizard babies behind (it was wrong, obvs). Our couples therapist is in for a treat tomorrow