Jimmy O
@onesparksun.bsky.social
I don’t hate my enemies because I made them. #ROC NY
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
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This list is like the Avengers for people who only read airport books called something like "Leading Leadership for Leaders"
June 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This list is like the Avengers for people who only read airport books called something like "Leading Leadership for Leaders"
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Buffalo New York, who is she?
June 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Buffalo New York, who is she?
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I can't control the world around me, but I can define the person I want to be, and how I contribute to making the world a better place.
I'll spend my days doing that work with intentionality.
I'll spend my days doing that work with intentionality.
November 6, 2024 at 4:25 PM
I can't control the world around me, but I can define the person I want to be, and how I contribute to making the world a better place.
I'll spend my days doing that work with intentionality.
I'll spend my days doing that work with intentionality.
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Ol Dirty Bastard is a pretty funny name for a musician but it’s even funnier when they’re in a group where everyone else is a ninja
October 15, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Ol Dirty Bastard is a pretty funny name for a musician but it’s even funnier when they’re in a group where everyone else is a ninja
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Donald Trump: *slowly drools a thick viscous cream colored substance*
Elton John: 🎶 But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock 🎶
50 year old who bought a 130,000 dollar truck and owes 135,000 on it: we are taking this country back
Elton John: 🎶 But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock 🎶
50 year old who bought a 130,000 dollar truck and owes 135,000 on it: we are taking this country back
October 15, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Donald Trump: *slowly drools a thick viscous cream colored substance*
Elton John: 🎶 But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock 🎶
50 year old who bought a 130,000 dollar truck and owes 135,000 on it: we are taking this country back
Elton John: 🎶 But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock 🎶
50 year old who bought a 130,000 dollar truck and owes 135,000 on it: we are taking this country back
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New York City votes for mayors like they believe Batman is real and want him to have someone to fight
November 22, 2023 at 2:45 AM
New York City votes for mayors like they believe Batman is real and want him to have someone to fight
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Thanks to AI, we finally managed to do what was once thought impossible. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No. 6.
September 20, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Thanks to AI, we finally managed to do what was once thought impossible. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No. 6.
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Sic semper tyrannis, bro. Did you get it at the semper tyrannis store?
September 21, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Sic semper tyrannis, bro. Did you get it at the semper tyrannis store?
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Head Chef: You... you lied on your resume to get this job, right?
Me: *continues pouring caramel on the onions* Why do you say that, chef?
Me: *continues pouring caramel on the onions* Why do you say that, chef?
September 12, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Head Chef: You... you lied on your resume to get this job, right?
Me: *continues pouring caramel on the onions* Why do you say that, chef?
Me: *continues pouring caramel on the onions* Why do you say that, chef?
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I saw Concepts of a Plan open for System of a Down in 2003
September 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
I saw Concepts of a Plan open for System of a Down in 2003
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he calls her a marxist but she's not the one getting publicly owned
September 11, 2024 at 1:58 AM
he calls her a marxist but she's not the one getting publicly owned
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It’s so funny to be like “the president’s loser drug addict son is using the family name for influence peddling, also I love RFK Jr.”
September 7, 2024 at 8:06 PM
It’s so funny to be like “the president’s loser drug addict son is using the family name for influence peddling, also I love RFK Jr.”
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The nepo baby who inherited a fortune from an apartheid emerald mine says we have to vote for the nepo baby who inherited a fortune from a racist real estate empire or we’ll no longer have a true meritocracy
September 6, 2024 at 12:41 PM
The nepo baby who inherited a fortune from an apartheid emerald mine says we have to vote for the nepo baby who inherited a fortune from a racist real estate empire or we’ll no longer have a true meritocracy
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek:
September 7, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek:
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Stephen Sawyer should open up an Etsy shop. I’d put junkie Jesus on an iPhone case
September 7, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Stephen Sawyer should open up an Etsy shop. I’d put junkie Jesus on an iPhone case
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me preparing to watch the prevent defense for 27 seconds
September 7, 2024 at 3:41 AM
me preparing to watch the prevent defense for 27 seconds
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One thing you really have to congratulate Riker on is that there’s probably no guy who’s as sexually active as him who also desperately wanted everyone to hear him play the trombone
August 27, 2024 at 12:43 AM
One thing you really have to congratulate Riker on is that there’s probably no guy who’s as sexually active as him who also desperately wanted everyone to hear him play the trombone
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