Slapper
@oneslapguy.bsky.social
Chronically online gamer that also writes sometimes ✍️🎮
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Slapper
@oneslapguy.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Aight, #promosky let's go!
Gaming
🎮Devolver Digital (Hotline Miami, Katana ZERO, Ruiner, Cult of the Lamb, etc.)
🕹️Helldivers 2
🎮Mullet Mad Jack
🕹️Metal Gear Solid
🎮Resident Evil
🕹️Halo
🎮SYNTHETIK
Non-gaming interests
📖Reading
✍️Creative writing
🍿Movies and TV
🥷Anime
🎶Synthwave and 80s music
Gaming
🎮Devolver Digital (Hotline Miami, Katana ZERO, Ruiner, Cult of the Lamb, etc.)
🕹️Helldivers 2
🎮Mullet Mad Jack
🕹️Metal Gear Solid
🎮Resident Evil
🕹️Halo
🎮SYNTHETIK
Non-gaming interests
📖Reading
✍️Creative writing
🍿Movies and TV
🥷Anime
🎶Synthwave and 80s music
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remember, 100% off during Black Friday if you don’t buy the thing you didn’t need
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
remember, 100% off during Black Friday if you don’t buy the thing you didn’t need
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I love you, Pizza.
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I love you, Pizza.
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Sometimes I wish I could take my brain out and run water over it. Maybe even scrub it with soap.
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sometimes I wish I could take my brain out and run water over it. Maybe even scrub it with soap.
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Currently playing my favorite game…
Which is installing new games so I can play them for ten minutes and then installing more.
Which is installing new games so I can play them for ten minutes and then installing more.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Currently playing my favorite game…
Which is installing new games so I can play them for ten minutes and then installing more.
Which is installing new games so I can play them for ten minutes and then installing more.
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I know a lot of people, especially the truly hardcore gamers, like many people on here are, are adamantly against gaming going all digital, as well as the game key cards Nintendo has implemented. Unfortunately, it’s where the industry is headed and there’s no stopping it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I know a lot of people, especially the truly hardcore gamers, like many people on here are, are adamantly against gaming going all digital, as well as the game key cards Nintendo has implemented. Unfortunately, it’s where the industry is headed and there’s no stopping it.
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here was hornet deltarune splat
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
here was hornet deltarune splat
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dang its only 530 and the earth already turned the big light off
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
dang its only 530 and the earth already turned the big light off
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So Microsoft is just going to let them do that with Halo huh
October 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
So Microsoft is just going to let them do that with Halo huh
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only cool & sexy people can see this post btw
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
only cool & sexy people can see this post btw
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My friends and I formed a band called Paper..
Mostly, we cover rock.
Mostly, we cover rock.
October 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My friends and I formed a band called Paper..
Mostly, we cover rock.
Mostly, we cover rock.
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Everyone’s brave til they see a spider crawling towards them.
October 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Everyone’s brave til they see a spider crawling towards them.
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Don’t make me tap the sign.
October 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Don’t make me tap the sign.
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Me seeing everyone with their copies of Pokemon Z-A:
a little boy in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says congrats
ALT: a little boy in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says congrats
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Me seeing everyone with their copies of Pokemon Z-A:
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Unfortunately, I think we’re going to start seeing more of the residual effects of the 80s/90s Japanese game dev work culture (LOTS of smoking, long hours/office sleeping, heavy drinking after work) hitting in tragic ways within the next decade or so…
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Unfortunately, I think we’re going to start seeing more of the residual effects of the 80s/90s Japanese game dev work culture (LOTS of smoking, long hours/office sleeping, heavy drinking after work) hitting in tragic ways within the next decade or so…
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Imagine Bloodborne running at 60 fps on modern hardware
October 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Imagine Bloodborne running at 60 fps on modern hardware
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Talking to people is so exhausting. I passed out👻
October 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Talking to people is so exhausting. I passed out👻
Battlefield 6:
>700,000 concurrent steam players
>Stuck on queue with 600,000+ other players
>Fire multiplayer experience
>Relatively bug-free for the most part
>Free DLC with a clear roadmap
>Mid as fuck campaign
....Are we actually back, Bois?!
BATTLEFIELD IS BACK?!!!!
>700,000 concurrent steam players
>Stuck on queue with 600,000+ other players
>Fire multiplayer experience
>Relatively bug-free for the most part
>Free DLC with a clear roadmap
>Mid as fuck campaign
....Are we actually back, Bois?!
BATTLEFIELD IS BACK?!!!!
October 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Battlefield 6:
>700,000 concurrent steam players
>Stuck on queue with 600,000+ other players
>Fire multiplayer experience
>Relatively bug-free for the most part
>Free DLC with a clear roadmap
>Mid as fuck campaign
....Are we actually back, Bois?!
BATTLEFIELD IS BACK?!!!!
>700,000 concurrent steam players
>Stuck on queue with 600,000+ other players
>Fire multiplayer experience
>Relatively bug-free for the most part
>Free DLC with a clear roadmap
>Mid as fuck campaign
....Are we actually back, Bois?!
BATTLEFIELD IS BACK?!!!!
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"Armored Armadillo Stage"
Mega Man X (1993)
Mega Man X (1993)
October 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
"Armored Armadillo Stage"
Mega Man X (1993)
Mega Man X (1993)
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I always gotta play a game with subtitles. Otherwise, I end up getting lost and have absolutely no idea what is going on
October 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I always gotta play a game with subtitles. Otherwise, I end up getting lost and have absolutely no idea what is going on
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Ernie the Giant Chicken, Peter Griffin's archnemesis on Family Guy for decades, is officially dead according to executive producer Alec Sulkin: "I think that the chicken has gone the way of all flesh."
October 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ernie the Giant Chicken, Peter Griffin's archnemesis on Family Guy for decades, is officially dead according to executive producer Alec Sulkin: "I think that the chicken has gone the way of all flesh."
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Happy October 3rd to those who celebrate x
October 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Happy October 3rd to those who celebrate x
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Xbox raising prices over and over is a strategy to farm whales and push everyone else to PC or any other platform. You know how Sega went out fighting? They going out the bitch route.
October 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Xbox raising prices over and over is a strategy to farm whales and push everyone else to PC or any other platform. You know how Sega went out fighting? They going out the bitch route.
Yo, who tf is making these decisions over at Microsoft?!
October 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Yo, who tf is making these decisions over at Microsoft?!