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the US has been spreading anti north korea rhetoric for so long that i honestly think us voting alongside them in the UN might wake some people up
February 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
holy fuck was my boy geeking lmfao my guy mixed soma with three other major depressants. straight up wolf of wall street cocktail you shouldn’t be mixing a barbiturate analogue with ANYTHING
In case you're wondering how a goddamn ALABAMAN grand jury decided to suggest closing a police dept, it's because the cops were drug dealers getting high on their own supply, until one of them died overdosing on a mix of "fentanyl, gabapentin, diazepam, amphetamine, carisoprodol and methocarbamol."
Alabama grand jury recommends a small town's police department be "immediately abolished" as it issues indictments for five officers, including the police chief.

Investigation started when a dispatcher was found dead from a toxic drug combo at work.

abcnews.go.com/US/hancevill...
February 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
WASHINGTON—Saying the new effort would help them make critical inroads with low-income rural voters following a stunning election loss last week, the Democratic National Committee announced the launch...
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February 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
watch the poles are boutta flip
February 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Look at this Project 2025 Tracker @kellieintheknow.bsky.social made with EVERY single aim of the Heritage Foundation/Trump/Musk, the legislation attempting to push that aim, and where that legislation is at the current moment. It’s our legislative data wet dream:
February 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Jimmy Hoffa is Arisen
🚨NEWS: A temporary order has been issued blocking the Labor Dept. from sharing any data with DOGE, after a group of unions, including AFGE, sued DOGE and held a major protest outside DOL yesterday.

Here's the union's email:
February 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
theonion.com/mitch-mcconn...
February 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
in 2 years we’re gonna see disposable vapes with OLED screens
February 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
people showed out to literally every state capitol today and garnered an extremely small amount of media attention. at this rate people are going to have to literally chain themselves to federal buildings to make an impact
February 6, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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When my young trans teens ask why I'm numbly thousand yard staring out the window, I simply reassure them that I am worrying about tomato prices
February 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
it’s crazy because they could have just kept slowly draining our money through capitalism until we died and nobody would have done anything about it
February 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
america has no idea what’s actually happening
February 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
god i wish the onion owned infowars right now
February 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
the video of the second plane crash is actually baffling they were coming in so fast. wtf happened to cause that
February 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
this is insane timing for what i can only assume is a mechanical failure to happen. the FAA isn’t even deregulating shit yet and we’ve had two plane crashes in two days.
BREAKING: At least 6 people killed in Philadelphia plane crash, including 2 pilots, 2 doctors and a patient - FOX29
February 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
this calendar is becoming less and less fun the further we get into the year
February 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
the DC airspace is lowkey designed in a way where this was bound to happen eventually. it’s inherently scary to land or take off from an airport around there
February 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
crazy part is many of the people on death row would probably give anything to have this option
New Death Row Fast Pass Allows Convicts To Skip Execution Line
theonion.com/new-dea...
January 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
terrence mckenna would’ve loved 9/11
January 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i wonder if we’ll ever find out who’s the dick cheney to trump’s george bush. someone’s pulling string and they’re a lot smarter than the test run in 2016
January 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
somewhere in a room in manhattan right now this conversation is being had bar for bar
January 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
powerscaling rappers is the first time in a long time that r/)hiphopheads has produced anything quality. action bronson was really saying fucking anything
January 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
china’s solving clean energy via fusion and our government’s over here holding their dicks in a circle and complimenting each other
January 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM