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One-Eyed Wiley
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Observing the Shit
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we don’t need a thought experiment for 200 billionaires on one island, we’ve all read the emails bsky.app/profile/wtaf...
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Cigarettes and smoking are so fucking cool, and if the government cared about us at all they'd do a Manhattan Project for The Cigarette That's Good For You.
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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My body is a machine that turns cringe memories into high functioning alcoholism
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I know one thing, this white boy will be squeezing “inshallah” into every conversation at Thanksgiving
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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when you masturbate you’re participating in an unbroken chain stretching back hundreds of thousands of years to the very first humans who stood in awe under the vast mystery of an unpolluted sky and retreated to their caves and hollows to yank pud to horny cave paintings. every stroke a holy mystery
October 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Really the key is every time I meet some new person I gotta let em know how insanely autistic I am
October 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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im not a cuck, im outsourcing my wife's orgasms
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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make dumb stupid home food or get takeout ……………… the world is my oyster…….
October 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Getting high and fortnite dancing correctly
October 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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where my anti-foodies at? people who eat mechanically, feel no connection to food, feel like it’s a chore, wish we could photosynthesize or just take a pill to get all the nutrients we need and call it a day?
October 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Horror game where the only light source is a full pack of American Spirits
October 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The key to a good pasta sauce is getting premade sauce and adding random shit to it as it's simmering
September 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Crypto guys love getting rugpulled, it's the only thing reminding them that they're alive
September 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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selling everything i own to buy a pill that wipes my memories blank, awaking on a mountain with no idea how i got there, unburdened, free, wandering down towards the roads, hitchhiking to the strange coasts, the only thing left in my possession? a print-out of this photo. life can be a dream
September 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Really I'd talk more irl if people were more interested in logistics and supply lines
September 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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i’m super into intermittent fasting. although i just call it being poor
September 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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sorry I'm the kind of traumatized that makes you weird and annoying instead of funny and cool
September 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Rosa Luxemburg writing from prison to the Kautskys after the 1905 Russian revolution: "Taken as a whole, the situation is serious, but after all, we are living in agitated times where 'whatever exists deserves to perish.' So, be of good cheer and thumb your noses at everything."
September 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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you almost don't notice how prices for essentials have increased on an item by item basis. it's only when you look at your account after a normal couple of weeks with 0 out-of-the-ordinary expenses that you wonder '? what happened??' applying "boil the frog" to millions of people's checking accounts
September 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm gonna regret this tomorrow but I hve akways loved yr little toes
September 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Who up lying about the purity of their motives
September 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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September 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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September 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM