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Brian
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You can dial 206-526-6087 for weather, or 511 for traffic.
in 2011 or 2012, i won this NASCAR mp3 in a sweepstakes. it is. to date, the worst thing i've ever won.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
i gotta sell it, they kept getting complaints about me driving it in funeral processions. hoping to roll the money i get into this baby.
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
this taxi ("of human bondage", 1934) appears to have cane woven cladding on it. wood or carbon fiber are common enough, but imagine panels made from other trends in materials/handicrafts. macrame. tatting. cross stitch. decoupage. encaustics. ceramic. stained glass. endless possibilities.
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
got some crumpet rings so i could make perfectly uniform, cylindrical english muffins. figuring out a process to bake them in the oven to make it less of a hands-on production.
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
awful lot of sightings in #iowa, not convincing evidence. www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Muscov...
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
belt-mounted coin dispensers are not just for people selling things. customers can wear them too, and merchants appreciate how quickly you are able to make exact change.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
he's high on glint, the drug from strangers with candy.
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
on this sneaker pimps box set "6 underground" makes up 5 of the 17 discs.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
saw this flip clock in a tv show. it was in a child's bedroom. honestly! do you expect me to believe that you'd give a child a copal 707? what need has a child for the premium features like the day/date functionality? ridiculous.
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the silver lining to the lengthy phone call with the it helpdesk is my loaves spent more time rising. used a stainless milk frothing pitcher for steam this time, worked pretty well.
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
realizing that the fish restaurant you sold 5 years ago was "the one", and you have to have it back. beautiful.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
this refrigerator shelf has a hole in it, so he can store tall things upright. he used the hole for the milk, but not the pineapple.
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
i'm now past the age that people ask why i haven't got married, but the other day i was thinking "oh, i use linux" would be a real fun response.
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
masquerade (1988) is pretty bad, but if you stick around to the end, you get to see a bag from ina garten's store.
October 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the flour soaks up the water so thoroughly that you have to adjust (increase) the amount of water. this was 80-85% hydration, but was still easy to slide off the peel.

i found a guy on pizzamaking who was doing it in 2023, and a bunch of references to it in commercial bakery machines.
October 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
the sidney homer books are a rite of passage for a bond sicko.
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
whenever you go grocery shopping, be on the lookout for people who are trying to seem inconspicuous, like this.
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i've had my phone for over 4 years. i've never used the video function on it except by accident. i found out today that it does slow motion video, so i've been thinking of things i'd like to see slowed down.
October 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
notwithstanding Stan's objections, Tahoma does allow and does have airmen buried there.
October 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
cups of coffee.
October 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
fun ebay search: "circuit city exclusive"
October 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
dream job is coming up with album titles and artwork for 60s jazz albums.
October 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
October 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
remember when they finally made some sunglasses for people like us.
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i found an extended version of the commercial and it has a better shot of the disappearing name tag where it actually fades back in.
October 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM