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saw a scene in a movie where someone drinks straight from a bathroom faucet. i did this all the time growing up, even though my mom put a dixie cup dispenser on the counter to dissuade it. what lovely memories.
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
got to correct a spelling mistake on my favorite album's wikipedia page 🤗
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
years ago, i remember having a reuben but the sauerkraut was kimchi. it was at the four seasons. cannot for the life of me remember why i would've been eating lunch there or ever being in that hotel any other time in life, but since then every reuben i've made has had kimchi on it.
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the best feeling you will ever get using a computer is getting the exact card you need to win a round of online gin.
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
the danish butter cookie tins at costco are so flimsy, just one step up above aluminum foil. really disgraceful. the walker's shortbread tins are much sturdier. if you are looking for cookies that come in a container that you can be confident will be a good storage box, that's the way to go.
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
been making my dad jealous by sending him pics of the perfectly round fried eggs i can make with my ring molds. the ring molds he has let egg seep out, his are not perfectly round.
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
he's a reclusive thousandaire.
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
people complain about the food on thanksgiving, but all of it tastes way better than groundhog.
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i tend to wind up working a lot of holidays, and i am thankful for the college radio station djs that are also working on holidays.
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
wearing my red no contact jersey to holiday get-togethers is not "being difficult"
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
got around to watching the glenn gould documentary that was mentioned in donna tartt's "the goldfinch". it was okay.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
these fat cats who are in power, they always tell us "every good boy deserves fudge" but where is the follow up? who among them is prepared to give the good boys the fudge they admit that we all deserve? we've had enough. no more music lessons until they deliver the fudge for good boys.
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
ghost of ice cream future would definitely be dippin' dots. don't know what the others would be, but it's fun to think about the different possibilities.
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
in 2011 or 2012, i won this NASCAR mp3 in a sweepstakes. it is. to date, the worst thing i've ever won.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 8:50 AM
if you are able to get in touch with office jim's good news show, please submit this news item for inclusion: a recent linux update seems to have fixed the "f4 microphone mute light is always on" issue on thinkpad keyboards.
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
saw a commercial for a car dealership where they had employees talking to the camera, but each of the women had a nose ring in the same place. gave the commercial a real sinister edge.
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
everyone is getting spiegel gift certificates this year.
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
this taxi ("of human bondage", 1934) appears to have cane woven cladding on it. wood or carbon fiber are common enough, but imagine panels made from other trends in materials/handicrafts. macrame. tatting. cross stitch. decoupage. encaustics. ceramic. stained glass. endless possibilities.
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
of all the nicknames for people i've ever heard, "action" is my favorite. it was so good, that hardly anyone knew the guy's actual name.
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
belt-mounted coin dispensers are not just for people selling things. customers can wear them too, and merchants appreciate how quickly you are able to make exact change.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
AltaVista building $800 billion data center as browser toolbar war heats up
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i've caught tickets dropped from a miniature airship, but i have never caught anything from a t-shirt gun. my friends are saying i should just rent a t-shirt gun and get it over with.
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
on this sneaker pimps box set "6 underground" makes up 5 of the 17 discs.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
cake is great for breakfast. don't like it for dessert, though.
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM