New Samsung phones that somehow result in a new Google account and a new Samsung account... then also bombard you with lots of notifications

Panasonic microwave won't work without setting the time and it tells you to read the instructions. Pressing "clock" three times puts it into demo mode until the power is cycled. Pressing start three times enables the child lock.

I've done some gardening in a t-shirt in the rain, it wasn't as wet as I expected it would be

You're wearing a jacket in the photo 😛