Since he wants to be Napoleon can we skip to the Elba part

Hey did you know I wrote and directed a short about how much New Year’s Eve sucks? You can watch it here for free!

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Always enjoy spending time with people my own age

If you like that sort of thing

Me and who

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve always dreamed of ideating key strategic concepts in order to maximize growth in targeted delivery sectors

I always thought I never wanted children but after a big family holiday I’m also reconsidering my position on adults

I would look so cute in vintage clothes if I could just get down to my birth weight

Thinking about how in middle school we used to carry around 30-40 lbs worth of books every day but it was “uncool” to use both backpack straps so everybody just wore one lopsided strap slung over their shoulder and then got scoliosis

50/50 on posting poetry or tiddies

GODDAMMIT