enhance!!!

you cannot convince me that this isn't @postoctobrist.bsky.social trying to take down DHS from within

"birth is safe" *in cemetery historian* NO IT THE FUCK IS NOT

oh you know it

And also like.... it's a fucking diet, stop acting like it's some wholesome and healing spiritual journey, it's starving yourself until you feel pretty.

Your skin stretches out to accommodate them, and then it stays stretched out and wrinkly.

AND they clog your lymph nodes and potentially cause cancer so avoid them at all fucking cost.

*finger guns*

They don't just dissolve naturally, they migrate around your face, giving you Homer Simpson mouth and that lumpy, puffy pillow face appearance.

So, I think this could unwittingly be a very, very interesting Met Gala, the endless search for the perfect body when the rest of us know damn well that the perfect body doesn't really exist, and biology isn't destiny.

So they get fillers and face lifts and go to outer space and surround themselves with doctors and insist they have the body of an eighteen year old when they're in their 40s. It's nine inches, I swear!