Olli Crusoe
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Olli Crusoe
@ollicrusoe.bsky.social
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December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
A travel ban, eh?

Karoline Leavitt - “If you don’t align with the values of the United States, and you don’t respect our country, our culture, our laws, and our people, you are NOT WELCOME here!”.

The laws that Trump broke and got convicted for?

The country that he's driven further into division?
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
When Americans run out of Thanksgiving leftovers....

Do they quit cold turkey?
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
here, have some moon
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It's a full moon, we should all get the rest of the month off
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
So much "do not want"
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I guess that means there's no hope of a bugfix either share.google/K9KE0oU1jW06...
Physicists Just Ruled Out The Universe Being a Simulation
A question that has vexed physicists for the past century may finally have a solution – but perhaps not the one everyone was hoping for.
share.google
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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two moo
August 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Could've been an email. Wasted 6 people's time
Accidentally accepted a teams call at noon. Hate myself for it.

But also, if you schedule work calls for someone during obvious lunchtimes and you're not calling from a different timezone I will curse you to the seven hells and back.

Twice.

Asshole.
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Accidentally accepted a teams call at noon. Hate myself for it.

But also, if you schedule work calls for someone during obvious lunchtimes and you're not calling from a different timezone I will curse you to the seven hells and back.

Twice.

Asshole.
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Wow, Luxembourg has a comiccon with guests that aren't on the level of "the stunt double of a voice actor of an anime"...that's new for the region. seriously, Ian mcdarmid, Jason Isaacs, evanna lynch? Pretty good.

But. I'll be busy that weekend (hopefully)
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Not saying that if he keeled over sooner than later it would solve all/many/any actual problems, but it sure would be cathartic. And we need a little catharsis.
October 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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every human comes with a free skeleton, but the packaging is real hard to open
October 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I need your help! Need to find me a bagpiper who would record the "sad trombone" (so basically any four notes descending chromatic) on their instrument for me....please reskeet :D
October 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Semper pie!
October 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Maybe one day I won't be getting work for three to four people anymore, two of which I haven't even been trained for.

Oh ffs.
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Ikea and DPD Collab
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Sitting opposite the restroom door in this train.

It's difficult to lock.

I haven't always been paying attention so I couldn't earn some people.

I have seen too many partial butts today.
October 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Took a rideshare from one train station to another one, skipping alternative train connections because they'd be packed and delayed and am now on my last leg. Home in an hourish omg.
Thank you for travelling with Deutsche Bahn 😭
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Thank you for travelling with Deutsche Bahn 😭
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Baby orca mini breach! 🦑
October 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Update: have arrived at my last stop before final only about 40 minutes delayed, so all is well
Today is "spend 6ish hours on trains" day and I already know I won't get the booked connection because of a medical emergency delaying the second train.
October 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM