Oliver Vallyn
@olivervallyn.bsky.social
He/Him
Artist, poet, vaguely creepy
Circa 2000
Artist, poet, vaguely creepy
Circa 2000
Oh my god he’s tiny
Nurse! Twelve pierogis, stat!
Nurse! Twelve pierogis, stat!
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oh my god he’s tiny
Nurse! Twelve pierogis, stat!
Nurse! Twelve pierogis, stat!
Two questions
Did you ever tell us how he got that scar on his face?
And would he like the mythbusters?
Did you ever tell us how he got that scar on his face?
And would he like the mythbusters?
October 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Two questions
Did you ever tell us how he got that scar on his face?
And would he like the mythbusters?
Did you ever tell us how he got that scar on his face?
And would he like the mythbusters?
As someone currently working on a 24x30 portrait, I get that. I’ve been working daily for like. 7 weeks. I’m fighting my own face with it, I had to stop and give myself some grace to just do a little portrait of my dnd character.
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
As someone currently working on a 24x30 portrait, I get that. I’ve been working daily for like. 7 weeks. I’m fighting my own face with it, I had to stop and give myself some grace to just do a little portrait of my dnd character.
Had to call Mastercard three times to get a person on the line, and Stripe got my script recorded after the tone
August 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Had to call Mastercard three times to get a person on the line, and Stripe got my script recorded after the tone
Wait this is the first one I’ve seen where it isn’t angsty I love it
August 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Wait this is the first one I’ve seen where it isn’t angsty I love it
Hey don’t worry, my typewriter oc that exists only in my mind and has terrible joints will step up, he loves telling stories, he can think of a few suitable for kids
August 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hey don’t worry, my typewriter oc that exists only in my mind and has terrible joints will step up, he loves telling stories, he can think of a few suitable for kids
Halsin stole all of the body hair
August 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Halsin stole all of the body hair
I’ve been meaning to watch it!! I’ve heard a whole bunch of people say it’s good, but I’ve gotta wait till it’s digital to see it
July 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’ve been meaning to watch it!! I’ve heard a whole bunch of people say it’s good, but I’ve gotta wait till it’s digital to see it
I correct myself, not baroque. Italian romantic renaissance. Il Bacio (the kiss) by Hayez. Your art is this to me
July 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I correct myself, not baroque. Italian romantic renaissance. Il Bacio (the kiss) by Hayez. Your art is this to me
Your art makes me think of baroque paintings, they’ve got similar compositions. Also, stunning lighting and hair.
And nips staring at the viewer lately. The last two I’ve seen there’s just been a nipple like “👁️”
And nips staring at the viewer lately. The last two I’ve seen there’s just been a nipple like “👁️”
July 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Your art makes me think of baroque paintings, they’ve got similar compositions. Also, stunning lighting and hair.
And nips staring at the viewer lately. The last two I’ve seen there’s just been a nipple like “👁️”
And nips staring at the viewer lately. The last two I’ve seen there’s just been a nipple like “👁️”
Yeah no it’s forever. In high school I was in an acting competition, and throughout the entire thing I thought“I don’t deserve to be in this” because the last year I had seen all of them compete in the same competition and they were cool as hell, I still sometimes don’t think I was at their level
July 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Yeah no it’s forever. In high school I was in an acting competition, and throughout the entire thing I thought“I don’t deserve to be in this” because the last year I had seen all of them compete in the same competition and they were cool as hell, I still sometimes don’t think I was at their level
Oh fuckkk he is serving
July 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oh fuckkk he is serving
His nip is staring at me (great art as always Theo)
July 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
His nip is staring at me (great art as always Theo)
Hey this sounds like a shit doctor! What the hell?
June 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hey this sounds like a shit doctor! What the hell?
Bite that tit!!! Whoooo!!!!!!
June 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Bite that tit!!! Whoooo!!!!!!
My favorites are just potato and cheese ones, we deep fry them and have them for Christmas
June 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My favorites are just potato and cheese ones, we deep fry them and have them for Christmas
Woaw, pierogis my beloved (I have Czech family and this is very fun to see)
June 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Woaw, pierogis my beloved (I have Czech family and this is very fun to see)
Oh that just makes me more sad.. whenever I think of someone loosing a person, I think about the Kurzgesagt video about time with your parents, and that even if you spend every holiday visiting them, by the time you’re 18 you’ll have spent majority of your time with them. I hope he got his 18 years
June 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Oh that just makes me more sad.. whenever I think of someone loosing a person, I think about the Kurzgesagt video about time with your parents, and that even if you spend every holiday visiting them, by the time you’re 18 you’ll have spent majority of your time with them. I hope he got his 18 years
Bro is flirtinggggg
June 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Bro is flirtinggggg
I’m so sorry that’s your experience with it! I’ve been meaning to sign up for a zine, but honestly I don’t know if I should because
A - Autism hyper fixation may fade (tragically)
B - Stuff like this
C - there may be Controversy, which I fear
A - Autism hyper fixation may fade (tragically)
B - Stuff like this
C - there may be Controversy, which I fear
June 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I’m so sorry that’s your experience with it! I’ve been meaning to sign up for a zine, but honestly I don’t know if I should because
A - Autism hyper fixation may fade (tragically)
B - Stuff like this
C - there may be Controversy, which I fear
A - Autism hyper fixation may fade (tragically)
B - Stuff like this
C - there may be Controversy, which I fear
Oughgugh heart shaped locket with these two pictures inside
June 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Oughgugh heart shaped locket with these two pictures inside
Crossing out the late to give Monroe maybe a bit of happiness (if he liked his parents) (I like to think that he did)
June 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Crossing out the late to give Monroe maybe a bit of happiness (if he liked his parents) (I like to think that he did)