good name

me!

omg, I wrote that.

honestly, I see a lot of performers and most of them suck, but... to be real, you're interesting, you're spooky and creative and talented and I will keep telling people to book you, cause.. you and and me aside, I think you're really f'ing good on stage.

lol haha...please forget me....

waiting for that sorry.....

thank god you're not driving.

THE IRONY!!!

uh..from my position... you're not actively trying to be better. You wanna reach out to K and apologize, cool, do it. Um... idk Redd, wanna talk, Im here. Im not gonna demand a phone back or throw beer bottles at your house, Im not your other ex's, but stop this bullshit before you get called out.

Oh yea? You think there's peace? I'm not about to go to war with some that's not a threat to me. Imagine if I went up to someone you know in a professional capacity and told them intimate details about your genitalia. I guess I get to be the bigger person. Thanks for being you.

my ex may be a "drag queen" but I'll forever be a bigger drag to be around than they'll eve-... wait...uh..crap.... uh? FOREVER FUNNIER. I guess since you don't got me around you gotta gas light yourself. Punchlines, maybe punching. ...? remember how you'd hit me? My mom heard you yell at me.. idk..

lol oopps, hit any parked cars driving home? You can dish out jokes and also take them right... guess we'll seee!!!! oh geez.... I wish I could live in your head for real, rent free. Seriously, wtf Redd. Like...wtf...I shouldn't...uh... idk, Id say you know better, but guess not. Incoming block....

you're my favorite host of the daily show.