Oliver Butler
@oliverbutler.online
A canoe made out of country ham? You know I'll eat it.
How do I get big followers on Bluesky @grok @gronk @grinch
August 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
How do I get big followers on Bluesky @grok @gronk @grinch
How's parenting, I hear you ask? Everything was going absolutely fine until he realised he could use his limbs to move. I also never realised how strong babies were, now bedtime is a mat wrestling exhibition worthy of the Tokyo Dome.
August 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
How's parenting, I hear you ask? Everything was going absolutely fine until he realised he could use his limbs to move. I also never realised how strong babies were, now bedtime is a mat wrestling exhibition worthy of the Tokyo Dome.
What's going on over here then? Since I last did a Bloot, my son was born and I haven't used my Galaxy watch pretty much since Blooting about it. Anyway, hope you're well.
August 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What's going on over here then? Since I last did a Bloot, my son was born and I haven't used my Galaxy watch pretty much since Blooting about it. Anyway, hope you're well.
Being a late adopter absolutely kicks ass. I've got myself a refurbished Galaxy Watch 4 (ooh, fancy!), and I'm mesmerised by it. I've got my phone... on my wrist! I can make poorly heard calls, I can use my fat fingers to respond to messages, I'm James Bond!
November 27, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Being a late adopter absolutely kicks ass. I've got myself a refurbished Galaxy Watch 4 (ooh, fancy!), and I'm mesmerised by it. I've got my phone... on my wrist! I can make poorly heard calls, I can use my fat fingers to respond to messages, I'm James Bond!
When the dam bursts, society as we know it will be forever changed. I wouldn't be shocked if some of these characters named have links to global politics.
November 27, 2024 at 12:50 PM
When the dam bursts, society as we know it will be forever changed. I wouldn't be shocked if some of these characters named have links to global politics.
You'll be pleased to know he hated it
November 24, 2024 at 10:14 PM
You'll be pleased to know he hated it
Going on Drag Race UK, putting the hours and the werk in, get to the roast and just cut a shoot promo on RuPaul.
November 21, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Going on Drag Race UK, putting the hours and the werk in, get to the roast and just cut a shoot promo on RuPaul.
63p for a .online domain, but lording it over the .bsky.app peasants? Priceless.
November 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM
63p for a .online domain, but lording it over the .bsky.app peasants? Priceless.
"Hi Nedum, you never had a bad game in a Wolves shirt. How much of that do you owe to hard work, and how much of that do you owe to never playing for Wolves?"
November 18, 2024 at 6:31 PM
"Hi Nedum, you never had a bad game in a Wolves shirt. How much of that do you owe to hard work, and how much of that do you owe to never playing for Wolves?"
Built the bedside crib yesterday, and to nobody's surprise, quality control immediately got involved.
November 17, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Built the bedside crib yesterday, and to nobody's surprise, quality control immediately got involved.
Listening to Negative Spaces by Poppy. Incredible how in the drop of a hat she went from poppy.computer to being one of *the* primo metal artists out there.
November 16, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Listening to Negative Spaces by Poppy. Incredible how in the drop of a hat she went from poppy.computer to being one of *the* primo metal artists out there.
97 year old diner still serves Coke the old fashioned way
November 16, 2024 at 12:51 PM
97 year old diner still serves Coke the old fashioned way
Wonder how long I can keep the respectable but outspoken gimmick up on here without swearing. I give it a week.
November 15, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Wonder how long I can keep the respectable but outspoken gimmick up on here without swearing. I give it a week.
I got on a busy train after a hard day at work, sans headphones but with a headache. Head down, a loud, bombastic American lady gets on the train.
"Great, here comes Ruby Wax", I thought.
Coming to get off the train, someone asks this American lady for a selfie. It's actually Ruby Wax.
"Great, here comes Ruby Wax", I thought.
Coming to get off the train, someone asks this American lady for a selfie. It's actually Ruby Wax.
Emergency Questions
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
November 14, 2024 at 1:34 PM
I got on a busy train after a hard day at work, sans headphones but with a headache. Head down, a loud, bombastic American lady gets on the train.
"Great, here comes Ruby Wax", I thought.
Coming to get off the train, someone asks this American lady for a selfie. It's actually Ruby Wax.
"Great, here comes Ruby Wax", I thought.
Coming to get off the train, someone asks this American lady for a selfie. It's actually Ruby Wax.
Man this new season of Still Game looks awful.
November 13, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Man this new season of Still Game looks awful.
Might seize the day and just recycle some classic Twitter patter on here and cash in the likes. Anyone doing a Peter Kay remembering gimmick on here?
November 10, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Might seize the day and just recycle some classic Twitter patter on here and cash in the likes. Anyone doing a Peter Kay remembering gimmick on here?
Bluesky exclusive Ozzy
October 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Bluesky exclusive Ozzy
Sean Paul's Drag Race UK
October 18, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Sean Paul's Drag Race UK