Had a dream Pat Sajak started hosting a mic in Dallas and NO ONE TOLD ME
May 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Had a dream Pat Sajak started hosting a mic in Dallas and NO ONE TOLD ME
You know it’s gonna be a good day when they play a live concert recording of Sarah McLachlan at the thrift store
May 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You know it’s gonna be a good day when they play a live concert recording of Sarah McLachlan at the thrift store
I am on my third cappuccino and my last fuck
March 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I am on my third cappuccino and my last fuck
Y’all wouldn’t believe the shit I just saw happen around the mulberry bush…I’m talking like allllll around the mulberry bush
March 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Y’all wouldn’t believe the shit I just saw happen around the mulberry bush…I’m talking like allllll around the mulberry bush
My dad was in a Boston Market commercial in like 2001 and for a while all of my teachers recognized him from it and that’s how much of a loser my dad was
March 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My dad was in a Boston Market commercial in like 2001 and for a while all of my teachers recognized him from it and that’s how much of a loser my dad was
You ever see a preview for a movie that looks so stupid you wonder how many student loans could’ve been canceled with the budget instead
March 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You ever see a preview for a movie that looks so stupid you wonder how many student loans could’ve been canceled with the budget instead
Remember that time Al Roker shit himself at the White House
March 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Remember that time Al Roker shit himself at the White House
One time I was shaving my legs in a parking lot and my crush pulled up
He doesn’t talk to me anymore but that’s not the reason
He doesn’t talk to me anymore but that’s not the reason
March 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
One time I was shaving my legs in a parking lot and my crush pulled up
He doesn’t talk to me anymore but that’s not the reason
He doesn’t talk to me anymore but that’s not the reason
Is anyone else pissed off because the sun is too bright or is this PMS
March 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Is anyone else pissed off because the sun is too bright or is this PMS
How do I even get a boyfriend I feel like I need to start hanging out at breweries
March 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
How do I even get a boyfriend I feel like I need to start hanging out at breweries
Might fuck around n sail away sail away sail away
March 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Might fuck around n sail away sail away sail away
Okay, hear me out…
You know how people convert vans and school buses into tiny homes and travel the country?
Imagine doing the same thing….but with an ice cream truck
You know how people convert vans and school buses into tiny homes and travel the country?
Imagine doing the same thing….but with an ice cream truck
March 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Okay, hear me out…
You know how people convert vans and school buses into tiny homes and travel the country?
Imagine doing the same thing….but with an ice cream truck
You know how people convert vans and school buses into tiny homes and travel the country?
Imagine doing the same thing….but with an ice cream truck
If I ask a man if he’s seen Matilda and he says no, that’s a red flag
March 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If I ask a man if he’s seen Matilda and he says no, that’s a red flag
Don’t ever ring my bell before 9am
February 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Don’t ever ring my bell before 9am
I just saw a nail polish color called grandma kissed a gaucho so
February 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I just saw a nail polish color called grandma kissed a gaucho so
Had a dream Meryl Streep started a band called Combat Radio
February 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Had a dream Meryl Streep started a band called Combat Radio
I wanna be worshipped and left alone
February 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I wanna be worshipped and left alone
If I see this woman sing on my tv one more time I am going to lose it
February 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
If I see this woman sing on my tv one more time I am going to lose it
It used to be so easy to crack an egg on your head let the yolk run down
February 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It used to be so easy to crack an egg on your head let the yolk run down
Imagine being a clam but you’re clinically depressed
February 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Imagine being a clam but you’re clinically depressed
What if there was a musical based on Jane Goodall’s life and they put Diary of Jane in it and had chimpanzees sing hahahaha we’re all going to die
February 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
What if there was a musical based on Jane Goodall’s life and they put Diary of Jane in it and had chimpanzees sing hahahaha we’re all going to die
I just love these Old Navy flares Kendrick Lamar has on
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I just love these Old Navy flares Kendrick Lamar has on
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The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
February 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
I just turned on my car and All Star started blasting from the beginning on the radio
January 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I just turned on my car and All Star started blasting from the beginning on the radio