Being home means always remembering that someone paid with their life for you to keep yours

My band aid says Don’t Cry. My thyroid says: bitch, I’m in charge here. You’ll do what I tell you to 🖕

This is on the wall of the Catholic Church in my town for as long as I can remember. Self-awareness is not their strong suit (or maybe it is and they’re just advertising what they church is known for? 😉). Or maybe I’m just a perv

So, my mom kept asking to Google the height of different politicians and then asked: “I wonder who’s the tallest active president currently”. So, I decided to give ChatGPT a try and here’s what it said. I guess it measures his spiritual height 😅