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Dong Draper
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Staffordshire Uni is the only institution brave enough to have a pair of big naturals as their logo
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I don’t care that my Honey Gold is expiring. I don’t even know what that is
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The leg press machine is for improving your ability to be put into a mating press
October 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ratio me. Please. It’s a badge of honor
October 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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[Q]
Who is the pope and what is his job in the church?

[A]
its his job to be popie

[2007]
August 28, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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[Q]
When was the last time someone said you were sexy?

[A]
Last Thursday. it's very common for me

[2013]
August 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
it’s awful what’s happening in Roku City
July 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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[Q]
are southern women better then northern women?

[A]
i dont know

[2006]
July 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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What Trump needs is a good shagging.
July 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I hate it when a sign calls itself a “polite notice”. I’ll be the judge of that!
June 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
this is the exact expression my little brother used to get when he got his milk at bed time
May 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
it’s embarrassing to wake around with a gym towel. Oh you got your blanky?
March 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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[Q]
When watching a good movie with your significant other?
and a steaming sex scene comes on, do you get... well... a bit "excited" shall we say?

[A]
my sweet friend,I think ye could say that,guys will be guys,ye might say,lol,

[2013]
March 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
you’d think adding sugar to mint tea would work- what with all the sweet mint flavoured things in the world. But it doesn’t. Probably a lesson in that for a smarter man than me
March 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Saw a guy at the store see a woman picking up some new bags for life while in the queue. He raised his own, old bags for life. Said “welcome to the club”.
March 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’m psychicly manifesting tool tips with the current speed limit in the mind of the slow driver in front of me
March 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
They should invent a tempeh that doesn’t smell like sweaty balls
February 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Do Not Fuck With Gamers
February 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I asked Ralphie if he was a baby and he said that yes, he is.
February 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Should call him Joe Rogaine that bitch is BALD
January 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
As an estate agent I deal with 3-4 Nosferatu Events a year.
January 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
i need some real crazy guys to follow me. some true scum bags
January 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Just heard “Guess” by Charli xcx. this is what all you perverts have been listening to?
November 28, 2024 at 2:52 PM
damn am i on a list too or what
November 19, 2024 at 9:22 PM