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The Old Habetrot
@oldhabetrot.bsky.social
Middle-aged bog hag and occasional author. I am not clever or quippy enough for this place, so I probably didn't get your cool edgy joke. Well-adjusted Swiftie. Free Palestine.
O YEAH! Sayeth the Lord.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I used to manage a big box store that isn't Walmart and the first thing I told my cashiers was "if you see people stealing food, no you did not."

I was also supposed to cull food that reached its sell-by date and destroy it—instead I distributed it all to my underpaid workers (including myself).
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Same, lmao.
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
None of what he says is meant for us. It's meant to become little soundbites that Fox and other propaganda outlets can feed to the cult, who believe every word he says.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Someone keeps getting lost.
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Can confirm, Stella's dad is one of the best fucking people alive. ❤️
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Immediately thought of this scene.
The Time Machine (5/8) Movie CLIP - All the Years of Remembering (2002) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
youtu.be
September 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I loved the A’s as a kid even though we were a Giants household. :)
September 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Wasn't the kid they hired for that staged assassination a right-winger, too? As was the dude on the golf course who, if I remember correctly, never actually got within spitting distance?
September 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I drew a meowmaid!
September 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If you’re on a Mac, and you click on a post and you can’t see the comments, try refreshing it. I’m getting the same thing, but when I refresh the page, the comments appear. I can’t make it show me not notifications properly, though. I have to use the app on the phone.
September 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
No one hates having to have employees more than employers who see payroll as a burden to be eliminated instead of a necessary business expense.
September 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM