HeWhoShallNotBeNamed
@oldbaldnbearded.bsky.social
Trucker.
Biker.
Eater.
Sleeper.
Occasionally sociable.
Usually hid under a rock because people exist and I hate them.
Uk. Mostly.
Biker.
Eater.
Sleeper.
Occasionally sociable.
Usually hid under a rock because people exist and I hate them.
Uk. Mostly.
That seems like such a waste....don't you realise there's thirsty old deviants Ooop North who are chronically deprived of such sustenance? 😲
Its me..I'm thirsty old deviants 🤤
Its me..I'm thirsty old deviants 🤤
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
That seems like such a waste....don't you realise there's thirsty old deviants Ooop North who are chronically deprived of such sustenance? 😲
Its me..I'm thirsty old deviants 🤤
Its me..I'm thirsty old deviants 🤤
I'd love to but it's the run up to christmas and my lads 25th birthday in a few weeks too so my budget will only extend to You Suffer by Napalm Death 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I'd love to but it's the run up to christmas and my lads 25th birthday in a few weeks too so my budget will only extend to You Suffer by Napalm Death 🤣
Unrelated but you're obviously winning the Internet, I'm afraid I've just been "followed" by someone pretending to be you
bsky.app/profile/peti...
I have reported but figured you should know too xx
bsky.app/profile/peti...
I have reported but figured you should know too xx
bsky.app
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Unrelated but you're obviously winning the Internet, I'm afraid I've just been "followed" by someone pretending to be you
bsky.app/profile/peti...
I have reported but figured you should know too xx
bsky.app/profile/peti...
I have reported but figured you should know too xx
Spikes n studs n leather n black n.......likkle fuzzy slippers 🤣🤣🤣
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Spikes n studs n leather n black n.......likkle fuzzy slippers 🤣🤣🤣
I have a sudden and inexplicable fascination with Origami...can't imagine why
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I have a sudden and inexplicable fascination with Origami...can't imagine why
I had a vasectomy a couple of years ago. I think thats No Nut enough for now. If you need me, I'll bring throwing myself around the room, knocking a few lamps.....probably getting banned from IKEA and possibly arrested 😁
November 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I had a vasectomy a couple of years ago. I think thats No Nut enough for now. If you need me, I'll bring throwing myself around the room, knocking a few lamps.....probably getting banned from IKEA and possibly arrested 😁
Is said Egirl ok with explaining who the various pokefolk are? I admit I've never followed so beyond Pikachu (everyone knows Pikachu) I have no idea who any of them are 🤷🏻♂️
October 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Is said Egirl ok with explaining who the various pokefolk are? I admit I've never followed so beyond Pikachu (everyone knows Pikachu) I have no idea who any of them are 🤷🏻♂️
Ooh eck, there's a crack in your mirror 😁
October 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Ooh eck, there's a crack in your mirror 😁
Oh, and hopefully Thruxton too. Full weekend camping at Silverstone for the GP, couple of days meandering then full weekend camping at Thruxton.
October 18, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Oh, and hopefully Thruxton too. Full weekend camping at Silverstone for the GP, couple of days meandering then full weekend camping at Thruxton.
Gutted as I'm at the NEC tomorrow but following the BSB, WSBK and MotoGP weekends.
Already got my tickets for Silverstone next August, will also be doing both Oultons (my local), r10 at Donington and WSBK at Donington.
Oh, and a full weekend at MCL2025 next month.
Not that I'm obsessed or owt 😂
Already got my tickets for Silverstone next August, will also be doing both Oultons (my local), r10 at Donington and WSBK at Donington.
Oh, and a full weekend at MCL2025 next month.
Not that I'm obsessed or owt 😂
October 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Gutted as I'm at the NEC tomorrow but following the BSB, WSBK and MotoGP weekends.
Already got my tickets for Silverstone next August, will also be doing both Oultons (my local), r10 at Donington and WSBK at Donington.
Oh, and a full weekend at MCL2025 next month.
Not that I'm obsessed or owt 😂
Already got my tickets for Silverstone next August, will also be doing both Oultons (my local), r10 at Donington and WSBK at Donington.
Oh, and a full weekend at MCL2025 next month.
Not that I'm obsessed or owt 😂
The trans girls in question, they have higher standards 😂
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The trans girls in question, they have higher standards 😂
I'll say to you exactly what I said to the last girl who told me she was trans......
" Cool, do ya know what you wanna eat or not? I'm old, fat and hungry and this belly takes feeding" 😁
" Cool, do ya know what you wanna eat or not? I'm old, fat and hungry and this belly takes feeding" 😁
October 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'll say to you exactly what I said to the last girl who told me she was trans......
" Cool, do ya know what you wanna eat or not? I'm old, fat and hungry and this belly takes feeding" 😁
" Cool, do ya know what you wanna eat or not? I'm old, fat and hungry and this belly takes feeding" 😁
I've been fighting that bitch for the last 30yrs and if I can do it, anyone can. Especially you. We ain't alone, Kidda, we've got this 💪🏻
October 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've been fighting that bitch for the last 30yrs and if I can do it, anyone can. Especially you. We ain't alone, Kidda, we've got this 💪🏻
Good news. I love bush.
Bad news. I'm half a world away, old, fat and bear a striking resemblance to a punched potato 🤣
Bad news. I'm half a world away, old, fat and bear a striking resemblance to a punched potato 🤣
September 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good news. I love bush.
Bad news. I'm half a world away, old, fat and bear a striking resemblance to a punched potato 🤣
Bad news. I'm half a world away, old, fat and bear a striking resemblance to a punched potato 🤣
No worries, if I do hear of any other stand out studios or artists I'll happily share 😊
September 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
No worries, if I do hear of any other stand out studios or artists I'll happily share 😊
Why not all three? (In one person, I'm not advocating multiple concurrent partners, unless Polygamy is your thing in which case, I'm fully advocating multiple concurrent partners)
September 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Why not all three? (In one person, I'm not advocating multiple concurrent partners, unless Polygamy is your thing in which case, I'm fully advocating multiple concurrent partners)
Check out North Of Winter in Manchester.
A studio full of incredible artists from all over. Award winning, globally renowned artists and guest artists.
About £600 per day I believe but worth every penny.
North of Winter | Award Winning Tattoo Studio share.google/Q4TXNISvjgyD...
A studio full of incredible artists from all over. Award winning, globally renowned artists and guest artists.
About £600 per day I believe but worth every penny.
North of Winter | Award Winning Tattoo Studio share.google/Q4TXNISvjgyD...
North of Winter | Award Winning Tattoo Studio
share.google
September 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Check out North Of Winter in Manchester.
A studio full of incredible artists from all over. Award winning, globally renowned artists and guest artists.
About £600 per day I believe but worth every penny.
North of Winter | Award Winning Tattoo Studio share.google/Q4TXNISvjgyD...
A studio full of incredible artists from all over. Award winning, globally renowned artists and guest artists.
About £600 per day I believe but worth every penny.
North of Winter | Award Winning Tattoo Studio share.google/Q4TXNISvjgyD...
Nevermind ass to grass, you wanna squat Ass to 'Tache 😁
(Says he with the exceedingly grey beard, sobbing into his Gnocchi on a truckstop in Essex, crushed by the knowledge he will never be used as box squat or somewhere to sit between sets. The pain, the sadness, the heartbreak *dramatic swoon*) 🤣
(Says he with the exceedingly grey beard, sobbing into his Gnocchi on a truckstop in Essex, crushed by the knowledge he will never be used as box squat or somewhere to sit between sets. The pain, the sadness, the heartbreak *dramatic swoon*) 🤣
September 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Nevermind ass to grass, you wanna squat Ass to 'Tache 😁
(Says he with the exceedingly grey beard, sobbing into his Gnocchi on a truckstop in Essex, crushed by the knowledge he will never be used as box squat or somewhere to sit between sets. The pain, the sadness, the heartbreak *dramatic swoon*) 🤣
(Says he with the exceedingly grey beard, sobbing into his Gnocchi on a truckstop in Essex, crushed by the knowledge he will never be used as box squat or somewhere to sit between sets. The pain, the sadness, the heartbreak *dramatic swoon*) 🤣
Currently watching Nosferatu....I don't see the resemblance.
This is not a bad thing 😁
This is not a bad thing 😁
September 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Currently watching Nosferatu....I don't see the resemblance.
This is not a bad thing 😁
This is not a bad thing 😁
Tell me all about You
September 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Tell me all about You
Not only can I provide a personalised yet professional boob holding service, I also have a beard for those days when your legs tire and you need a seat and a mid life pudge to rest your head on at nap time 😁
September 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Not only can I provide a personalised yet professional boob holding service, I also have a beard for those days when your legs tire and you need a seat and a mid life pudge to rest your head on at nap time 😁
There's more tattoo visible in the right image, and the tails of your hair on your right shoulder (left picture) is slightly different.
I think thats it. Thats all could find 😁😘
I think thats it. Thats all could find 😁😘
September 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
There's more tattoo visible in the right image, and the tails of your hair on your right shoulder (left picture) is slightly different.
I think thats it. Thats all could find 😁😘
I think thats it. Thats all could find 😁😘