Jason Allan
oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social
Jason Allan
@oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social
Driving Techno is the music you listen to while driving?

Making a tool to decipher URLs et al: https://explainURL.com
Taking umbrage with the English words that end with "-erer". Eg renderer
August 6, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Feelings are hard 😞
August 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The shame about mass consumer art in the age of digital and trivial global supply chains is that limited physical editions are just a sales and marketing choice rather than function of actual human effort
June 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Shot, chaser. 🍪
May 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die
May 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I give up; turned off retweets; I'm tired of those moments of scrolling through the noise of compulsive retweets and the "are you sure you haven't seen the thing I posted 5 hours ago?"
May 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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“Apparently, TV wildlife presenters can live as long as 99 years”

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
May 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
May 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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50 years ago the BBC filmed this incredible documentary about Shrewsbury Town FC’s ball boy who was a grown ass man named Fred who owned a tiny boat.
April 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Pretty sure this is how my non-tech friends feel when I talk to tech friends
Dredging this up from the TikTok archives
March 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Messing around with the Vivaldi browser and it's interesting to use a browser like it's the noughts with copious customisation
March 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Can dev docs websites please stop using Aloglia for their search?

It rarely delivers on search results that are even relevant, let alone exact with not even a way to stop searching for "similar strings"

Every time I hit it, I just have to go to google with `site:example.com some query` 🫥
February 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Got a bit of a phantom follower problem. I'll get the phone notification, check later, then poof they're gone
January 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 1:56 PM
To all the users who had no idea about Honey; To all the influencers who shilled Honey:

Did you not bother to ask "where is the money coming from to do this sponsor spot"?
December 23, 2024 at 4:47 PM
One of those obscure pleasures is setting calendar software to use Monday is the first day of the week. I can't describe what a pleasure it is

What sort of egit thinks breaking up the weekend is a good idea
December 16, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Today I Learnt: Charlie Brooker, the writer of Black Mirror, also co-founded Cex (pronounced sex)
December 9, 2024 at 11:33 PM
December 8, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Annoying a designer in Figma by following their screen and moving my mouse as they work is one of my favourite sports
December 7, 2024 at 9:57 PM
A lot of the time people talk about the Internet Explorer or the modern web. Most will proclaim Firefox or Safari as such. But I'd argue that Chrome **is** the modern IE

🧵1/4
December 6, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Redis the company is so cringe! Went to get their GUI tool to explore an instance in dev. They demand a "work email" and will sign you up to a newsletter without consent

So they exclude anyone without a custom domain and break GDPR
December 6, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Wait, compiling code IS the excuse to be on here
Sorry it took so long for us to post again here, our code was compiling
December 5, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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Be sure to catch the end of this clever NASA "climate spiral" video showing monthly global temperature changes between 1880 and 2022 (°C)
science.nasa.gov/resource/vid... 🧪
December 4, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I will not talk about current affairs here
I will not talk about current affairs here

I must not blather on about current affairs

Ugh, I must be the person I want to follow
December 4, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Yeah, but they never laugh at it ... I think my timings a little off
Ever told a joke so funny that you were asked to tell it to HR too?
December 3, 2024 at 5:07 PM