Shitfuckerton ll
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They/Them
#1 villan
Darkwoke crusader
3 Time world champ
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They/Them
#1 villan
Darkwoke crusader
3 Time world champ
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦
Pinned
Yea that would be funny
They should sell onions next
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February 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Yea that would be funny
RC cola is the shit and if you think otherwise you should combust
February 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
RC cola is the shit and if you think otherwise you should combust
“Ey patoto tser matata. On puenes corron brangar coram brangan yaay geigoronama todoro nomonam sugoro bravo and congregay” -Luigi
oh wow someone finally got ahold of Luigi Mangione’s actual manifesto surl.li/pippfj
December 10, 2024 at 3:30 PM
“Ey patoto tser matata. On puenes corron brangar coram brangan yaay geigoronama todoro nomonam sugoro bravo and congregay” -Luigi
They should sell onions next
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November 27, 2024 at 11:41 PM
They should sell onions next
Free WiFi anywhere you go
November 27, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Free WiFi anywhere you go
Worst American holiday. Drive 3 hours to a relatives house to eat a dry ass bird.
What’s your woke opinion about Thanksgiving that’ll have you like this
November 27, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Worst American holiday. Drive 3 hours to a relatives house to eat a dry ass bird.
Jokes hit harder then plane hit towers
9/11 jokes piss me off. they make me want to fly a plane in a building! i'm playin. i'm plane 😭 nah im joking
November 24, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Jokes hit harder then plane hit towers
Me and my friends
November 22, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Me and my friends
Thank you guilty gear
November 22, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Thank you guilty gear
After this panel, orange and putting had e-sex
November 22, 2024 at 6:14 AM
After this panel, orange and putting had e-sex
Fuck you. You got me happy.
November 22, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Fuck you. You got me happy.
Asmongold bedroom
November 22, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Asmongold bedroom
Protons
November 22, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Protons
This is me btw
November 20, 2024 at 11:28 PM
This is me btw
Shout out to all the remaining trans. Y’all are the real ones
November 20, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Shout out to all the remaining trans. Y’all are the real ones
Any food is human food if you don’t whine about it
Joe Biden Given Human Food As Birthday Treat
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November 20, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Any food is human food if you don’t whine about it
“No kissing while I’m pissing Elon”
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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November 20, 2024 at 7:16 AM
“No kissing while I’m pissing Elon”