Shelby
@ohshlebs.bsky.social
The thing about me is that I WILL name Some Guys and most of them will be Sharks
December 6, 2023 at 2:50 PM
The thing about me is that I WILL name Some Guys and most of them will be Sharks
🚨 I introduced Brian to a romcom that he actually enjoyed 🚨
December 6, 2023 at 2:23 AM
🚨 I introduced Brian to a romcom that he actually enjoyed 🚨
Once again watching the best sports movie to ever exist (Miracle) and I once again believe that “why didya wanna play CAWLIDGE HAWKEY” belongs in the louvre
November 23, 2023 at 3:14 PM
Once again watching the best sports movie to ever exist (Miracle) and I once again believe that “why didya wanna play CAWLIDGE HAWKEY” belongs in the louvre
My coworker doesn’t know the “this is fine” meme, and I’ve been thinking about it for 12 hours straight. How is anybody THAT offline???
November 16, 2023 at 3:23 PM
My coworker doesn’t know the “this is fine” meme, and I’ve been thinking about it for 12 hours straight. How is anybody THAT offline???
I live on the opposite end of the continent as my grandma, but we still get to talk all the time about our silly little books and that rules
November 15, 2023 at 2:51 AM
I live on the opposite end of the continent as my grandma, but we still get to talk all the time about our silly little books and that rules
The American urge to list a Canadian bar as the place where I chanted U S A
November 14, 2023 at 6:45 PM
The American urge to list a Canadian bar as the place where I chanted U S A
Learned that insects can feel despair right after a fly died from being trapped in my window for two days, so my day is ruined
November 14, 2023 at 3:50 PM
Learned that insects can feel despair right after a fly died from being trapped in my window for two days, so my day is ruined
Shoutout to fantasy hockey for my 2% pull on immaculate grid today 😎
November 13, 2023 at 3:32 PM
Shoutout to fantasy hockey for my 2% pull on immaculate grid today 😎
A very fun game is to pick up the next book in my library stack and try to remember why I picked it in the first place
November 13, 2023 at 2:26 AM
A very fun game is to pick up the next book in my library stack and try to remember why I picked it in the first place
SNL is exceptionally funny this week because I’ve had to explain Troy Sivan, the Phoebe Bridgers x Paul Mescal x Bo Burnham relationships, and boygenius, and the episode is only halfway over.
November 12, 2023 at 9:14 PM
SNL is exceptionally funny this week because I’ve had to explain Troy Sivan, the Phoebe Bridgers x Paul Mescal x Bo Burnham relationships, and boygenius, and the episode is only halfway over.
Can you believe I’m going to the eras tour in Vancouver with my college best friends because I can’t
November 10, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Can you believe I’m going to the eras tour in Vancouver with my college best friends because I can’t
How is pitch perfect a real movie
November 10, 2023 at 2:26 AM
How is pitch perfect a real movie
Cannot believe I paid less to see Taylor Swift than Paramore and Fall Out Boy; this is a wild day
November 9, 2023 at 10:46 PM
Cannot believe I paid less to see Taylor Swift than Paramore and Fall Out Boy; this is a wild day
I am sick for the THIRD time since June despite barely going anywhere and masking in most public spaces. Brian has been in all the same places and works out of the house, and he’s fine. Why does my immune system hate me 😵💫
November 9, 2023 at 12:03 AM
I am sick for the THIRD time since June despite barely going anywhere and masking in most public spaces. Brian has been in all the same places and works out of the house, and he’s fine. Why does my immune system hate me 😵💫
Lola just begged until I followed her into the room where she immediately grabbed a toy and ran under the bed. I do not need to present for this??
November 8, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Lola just begged until I followed her into the room where she immediately grabbed a toy and ran under the bed. I do not need to present for this??
My most toxic trait is that I have a Bowling for Soup song for almost every situation
November 8, 2023 at 12:57 AM
My most toxic trait is that I have a Bowling for Soup song for almost every situation
Skipping out early on a Friday was a lot more fun when I wasn’t Mr. Manager because now I have to be like, ya I can but there’s a strong likelihood of me taking a work call like a DOUCHE
November 7, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Skipping out early on a Friday was a lot more fun when I wasn’t Mr. Manager because now I have to be like, ya I can but there’s a strong likelihood of me taking a work call like a DOUCHE
Controversial but true: just because a team is losing in the first period doesn’t mean you gotta blow it all up.
November 7, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Controversial but true: just because a team is losing in the first period doesn’t mean you gotta blow it all up.
Todays Puckdoku is annoying because I am 100% positive that Torrey Mitchell was also a Blue, but I must be thinking of Torrey Krug who may or may not exist and definitely didn’t play in San Jose.
November 6, 2023 at 2:25 PM
Todays Puckdoku is annoying because I am 100% positive that Torrey Mitchell was also a Blue, but I must be thinking of Torrey Krug who may or may not exist and definitely didn’t play in San Jose.
Ruining Brian’s night by referring to Goodfellas and the Godfather as “basically the same movie” because they’re both mafia movies directed by famous directors
November 6, 2023 at 1:10 AM
Ruining Brian’s night by referring to Goodfellas and the Godfather as “basically the same movie” because they’re both mafia movies directed by famous directors
Absolute WILD play by the chiefs! It should stand because it’s cool!!
November 5, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Absolute WILD play by the chiefs! It should stand because it’s cool!!
Gotta say, I was not prepared for the NFL to casually show a man kissing another man on the cheek as a “we are all loving football” moment, but I adore it
November 5, 2023 at 3:15 PM
Gotta say, I was not prepared for the NFL to casually show a man kissing another man on the cheek as a “we are all loving football” moment, but I adore it
San Jose Sharks mood board
November 5, 2023 at 11:17 AM
San Jose Sharks mood board
Killers of the Flower Moon ruled but seeing Whitey was a jump scare
November 4, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Killers of the Flower Moon ruled but seeing Whitey was a jump scare
Lowkey hope the sharks lose today because it would be funny (to me only) if their first win came on the anni of my dad’s death
November 4, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Lowkey hope the sharks lose today because it would be funny (to me only) if their first win came on the anni of my dad’s death