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Highly Caffeinated Sassy Pants
@ohmiky.bsky.social
Farmer, Chicken Tender, Animal Rescuer, Believer of Equal Rights. EDS Zebra, Green Witch & Coffee Lover. Fluent in English, ASL, and Sarcasm.
I got my pinata made, my playlist created, my wine chilled and my friends on standby. Just waiting just the Big Beautiful Breaking News!
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Did you look for a coupon for your EKG? I heard ambulance rides were buy one get one 50% off this month!
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Did you look for a coupon for your EKG? I heard ambulance rides were buy one get one 50% off this month!
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The paper sign is to hold him over until the giant letters arrive
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I think if you look back at the very specific wording of that memo it says "A trans for everyone. Everyone gets a trans." There was nothing about buying one. We wouldn't want that. I do imagine trans distribution may be delayed however.
October 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Great. Now I'm on a watch list!
October 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
They can't be Antifa. Antifa has been officially disbanded. Check your Antifa dot com email for further instructions on how to collect your severance pay.
Antifa.com
October 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Trump's brain malfunctioned...
September 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We appreciate your secondhand embarrassment.
September 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Was it the same black paint that was used in 2020?🤔👇😏
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
August 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM