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Michigan fan Jonathan Chait shortly after he tripped over his stack of child pornography, race science books, and stacks of dirty charter school money and bumped his head, and shortly before he got BOFA'd to death (rest in piss). He has a speech bubble over his head because the OP and Chait speak with one voice.
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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A comic where a guy pisses his pants, a crowd of people point and laugh at him, and in smug self-delusion he tells himself "Heh. Rent free." This is what the dipshit stupid baby I'm replying to is doing. "Wow, everyone calling fucking idiots like me who think LLM slop generators are people dumb children somehow prove my moronic delusion by making fun of how dogshit-for-brains our claim is rather than pointlessly refuting it." Grow up.
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Screenshot from Hellraiser where Pinhead tells the girl "We have such sights to show you" as he's sneaking up behind her to drag her to hell and she's trying to figure out the Lament Configuration, but "sights" is changed to "slops"
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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The above skeet with (mostly) proper English teacher notations to rewrite the sentence to say "The rich lose heads = win!" Sort of like the Simpsons Lionel Hutz business card gag, but less funny. And certainly *not* reportable!
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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This wasn't a documentary, dear
Movie poster for "Sally Hemmings: An American Love Story" 🤮 tagline: "Bound by slavery. Freed by love." 🤮 "The True story of a romance between president and slave" 🤮 Sam Neill as Thomas Jefferson (Sam no!) Carmen Ejogo as Sally Hemmings (no judgment, portrayed as an adult and gd smokeshow) The design of the poster looks like a standard cheesy 90s historical romance film, with Sam Neill and Carmen Ejogo dressed in period clothing in conflicted but loving embrace up top and the Sally Hemmings character in a empty field/lawn, sun setting behind, looking at the White House in the distance. What a poorly thought out film.
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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popular meme format of needy unanswered text messages that reads: "racism tonite 👀" [Monday 1:39pm] "racism tonight queen??" [Yesterday 3:11pm] "racism tonite 👀" [Today 12:44pm]
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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One word for the state of Ohio making it illegal for me to see an image like this: TYRANNY!
Matt the "yada yada" Guy skeet: "Gk, say it back" (i) Adult Content (image is censored) Labeled by @moderation.bsky.app Learn more. (hyperlink)
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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the terrifying vision calliope has every time she sees your name (also: maybe try olives and/or sun-dried tomatoes)
Old nazi propaganda poster with a Jewish octopus' tentacles encircling the globe and squeezing it of its blood, but with the head replaced with Mario Mario's. I guess the M on the hat stands for Marxism or Mamdani or whatever this fascist lib is crashing out over these days.
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Mac in Always Sunny, standing next to Dennis, fisting the air after saying "Frank's right. It's time we pull up our bootstraps, oil up a couple asses, and do some plowing of our own." After a moment of confusion from Sweet Dee, Charlie, and the grotesque Frank Reynolds, he clarifies "not gay sex!" which elicits a collective "oh."
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Yakubian/Fettermanesque alien from Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man" with a book about serving humans and, get this...it's a recipe book!
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Always Sunny scene where Charlie says he needs to burn the bar trash so it turns into smoke, goes into the sky, and turns into stars. Dennis and Mac look befuddled and Mac says "That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it." But physics instead of stars here. And I do actually know enough about physics to dispute it, I'm just being humble.
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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an extremely elegant, barely noticeable solution
an extremely unsightly and potentially dangerous pet ramp for a bedside that someone is guaranteed to get caught up in while sleepily getting out of bed and probably end up looking like the wretched oaf John Fetterman after they go face-first into the floor or the dresser
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Libs at least one news cycle a month:
Screenshot from that terribly conceived PSA about homophobia that consisted of young mean screaming homophobic abuse. This still is of a stocky, shiny young man with cop physiognomy wearing sunglasses and a striped polo shirt yelling the f-slur. Here's the video: https://youtu.be/No4prF8tJ1o?si=T9LKtJ1ZXFuW7oLu
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Salt Lake Tribune headline: "Rep. Ben McAdams votes with House Republicans against minimum wage bill"
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Huh
Screenshot: "No results found for genocide from:dee-morris.bsky.social" Screenshot: "No results found for gaza from:dee-morris.bsky.social"
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Michael Tracey at Connecticut College in 2021 harassing students about the school's Covid mitigation policies while looking comically disheveled and stinky and speaking into a portable microphone and speaker that looks like a child's toy from the 80s or 90s
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Podcast pitch:
U Talkin' Eucharist 2 Me?
Adam Scott with Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican. Mr. Scott seems very excited and His Holiness seems very patient.
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Joker meme: "Yuo [sic] don't like capitalism yet you exist" "IPhone Venezuela bottom texxt [sic] 100 billion dead"
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Infamous whiny crybully piss-baby Donald Trump with a speech bubble over his head
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Screenshot of famous @tylerthecreator tweet: "Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha N**** Just Walk Away From The Screen Like N**** Close Your Eyes Haha" 3:56 AM • 31 Dec 12 408K Reposts 31.1K Quotes 616K Likes
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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not a reptile guy but damn this critter is cute
Just a little guy, a smiling, handsome baby alligator, being held up by some dude around his waist and torso. Looks maybe 12" long.
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Contemporary portrait of King Henry II of England, infamous for purportedly saying "Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?" which led some loyal knights of his to assassinate the Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas Becket
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Yeah, but I try to forget and focus on her response
Buzzfeed headline and subhead screenshot: Emily Ratajkowski Just Called Out An Interviewer For His "Gross" And "Embarrassing" Descriptions Of Her "I really hope this will be the last of my 'she has breasts AND claims to read' profiles/interviews." Stephen LaConte by Stephen LaConte BuzzFeed Staff
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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@wattpadcomment "i want that twink Obliterated" 2:14AM • Sep 10, 2019
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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easily edited for clarity and brevity
bsky account screenshot with pfp of psychotic lady with fucked eyebrows and a dog/husband, Chennai Seaboy (stupid name), 1.2k followers (losers, bots), 1.2k following, 1.1k posts. bio simply reads "Nazi."
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM